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...the survey:

Name: Mike
Birthday: 25 JUL
Birthplace: Marianna, FL
Current Location: Florida
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: black/grey (shaved head though!)
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Scott/Irish/English/Cherokee/Creek/Choctaw
Your Weakness: long legs
Your Fears: Wahabbis
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish the Mustang
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LuLz
Thoughts First Waking Up: PT time! Yay!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: 10
Your Most Missed Memory: my Dad
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacD's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino (double shot!)
Do you Smoke: To keep from killing the wrong ppl
Do you Swear: when needed
Do you sing: LOTS!
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you been in Love: Oh yes...
Do you want to go to College: YES!
Do you want to get Married: Seriously !?!?
Do you believe in yourself: In the sense that I do exist? In the sense that I am possibly a deity? OR, in the sense that I have self confidence?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: reasonably so
Are you a Health Freak: not a freak, but I do care
Do you get along with your Parents: mmmm...somewhat...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: drums (some)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm not as think as you drunk I am...
In the past month have you smoked: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been drunk: are you kidding??
Ever been called a Tease: several times (but only just before I give in
Ever been beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory - or from old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: China
Number of CDs I own: hell...thousands
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regret? none...if I could do it again? about 1000


Ohhhh….by the way…Fer reel. If’n u kan’t reed and rite…or speek gud englush, you *might* be barking up the wrong tree…Seriously, I’m not asking you to wax intellectual at every opportunity, or to fake it (any Salinger fans out there will know immediately how I feel about that), just enunciate like you actually graduated from public high school. And yes - this means YOU. Thanks!


If you got this far, then you must be entertained, bored or smart enough to skip to the bottom. This is where we see if anyone is actually paying attention….so pop quiz…without searching Google or Wikipedia or calling a friend or getting a 50/050 (get your mind out of the gutter!)…OK, some of this is pretty obscure, so you might have to look these up…BUT if you are the kind of geek who will actually write me with correct answers (and you are hot!) we might just have a starting point!

Three of the great Presidents of the US who are immortalized on Mt. Rushmore are from the 18th and 19th centuries; there is one from the 20th century. What is his name? Bonus points/hint: In which battle did his actions earn him the Medal of Honor? Double bonus: Of what unit was he the commander in that battle?

What does the 3rd Amendment of the Constitution of the US prohibit?

What does the 10th Amendment clarify?

If I cut my heel after stepping on a pop-top, what beverage would make me feel better, and how would I like it?

If the McMannis brothers came to J-Ville would the crime rate drop and why or why not?

Are midichlorians the dumbest idea since Wickett and his family ruined the third one? Why or why not?

Jason Mewes has a hetero-life-mate. Who is he?

Did we find “WMDs” in Iraq? Bonus: When did the “Iraq War” start?

Why do Wahabbis suck?

What are the “civilian” versions of these sizes? 5.56mm; 7.62mm

What I got?

Translate…
“Bibamus Moriendum Est”
“In Vino Veritas”

Finish this verse from a famous song:
“I never wanted to be your week end lover…”

And this not so famous song:

“Baby you’re a big blue whale
Grab the reef when all duck diving fails…”

Now shoot me an email you nerd