Unfortunately I hate when people do this on their pages, but it seems necessary to remind Fubar people of their manners:

1. If you shoutbox me and I don't know you, I am unlikely to respond. ESPECIALLY if you lead with, "Nice rack," "Great tits," or "I want to motorboat the shit out of you." Well that last one might amuse me enough to get a response...but it's unlikely.

2. If my status says "Passed Out," "Stepped Away," "@ class," "@ work," or "BBL", I'M NOT AT MY COMPUTER. Shouting me is both a waste of your time and mine. Also there's a good chance that even if it doesn't say any of those things, I'm also not at my computer. I have a real life .

3. Keep your perverted comments to yourself. I'm not here to cyber with you and I'm not here to see your NSFW pics. I'm a woman...if I want to see a dick all I have to do is go outside and ask the first man I see.

4. I am also not here to show you MY NSFW pics, so don't ask. I'll ignore you.

5. The answer is yes, I have all the messengers. And no, if I don't ask for your messenger, then I don't want it, and I'm not giving you mine.

6. Don't message me and expect me to lead the conversation. You messaged me, so you should have something to say/ask. And if I don't know you, what am I supposed to say?

7. Don't send me a friend request if you haven't fanned me or rated my pics. Why would I want add a person who doesn't know anything about me and hasn't even seen my pictures to my "friends" list? Quality v quantity people.

8. If for some reason I bother to play the Secret Admirer game and we are "matched" that doesn't mean that I find you incredibly attractive, interesting, or sexy. It means that probability was on your side. That's it.

8. Treat me with respect and you'll get the same. You'll find that I'm not as bitchy as these rules sound...I'm very fun IF you get to know me. If you don't...you're missing out.


I'm a Virgo.
I love sushi.
I have a bachelors degree in Biology, with an emphasis in Physiology and Anatomy.
I'm a writer and a poet.
I love Kevin Smith movies.
I hate stupid people.
I love the color purple.
I graduated Magna Cum Laude.
I'm athiest but not intolerant or absent of belief.
I'm too chicken to watch a lot of horror movies.
I love my cats, Ozreal and Jasmine...but I'm not a crazy cat person.
I believe that education is empowering and all people should know how to communicate effectively in English.
I love reading...fantasy, suspense, action, humor.
I love pickles.
I can go to Red Robins to eat any day of the week.
I speak a good amount of Spanish.
I love the movie Dogma.
I don't believe in affirmative action...it's just another form of racism.
I can admit that I like Kelly Clarkson.
I'm not skinny...and I'm becoming ok with it.
I love my family.
I make mistakes...a lot.
I can make you laugh if you let me.
I love New Orleans, Oregon, New York, Las Vegas, and London...and those people who made it possible for me to go there.
I want to go to Australia.
I am loyal to my friends and I don't judge them.
I love rock music the best, especially Incubus.
I appreciate art...but I can't even draw stick figures.
I cry more than I'd like to admit...mostly during sappy girl movies.
I'm in debt...damnit school's expensive.
I have a tough exterior...good luck breaking through it...but I promise it's worth it.
I'm protective of my friends, almost insanely.
I hate cleaning...especially dishes...but I do it when it needs to get done.
I'm liberal...I believe in my right to an abortion if I so choose...if you don't like it...get over it.
I won't settle for less than I want and deserve.
I'm allergic to metal, cats/dogs, and latex.
I'm strong, confident, and capable.
I am addicted not to chocolate...but to salt. Damn chips.
I'm working on my teaching credential and my masters in Biology...and I want to teach high school science.
I have a dream...and it involves handcuffs and a sense of adventure. ;)
I'm a hard liquor, Capt. Morgan's kinda girl...but I like wine and beer too.
I hate hospitals and needles and Vicodin makes me cranky.

I am all these things and more.


"In my fantasy, you look good entwined, in my hair and skin and spit and sweat and spilled red wine. You're my deep secret. I'm your pantomime. I'll just move my hands, I promise you'll see what I mean." --Pantomime, Incubus