Me??
Just a guy stumbling through life and trying to get by..oh yea, and trying to level at Fubar..LOL..

About me?
Depressed overweight and out of shape middle aged alcoholic widower, currently on psych meds. ( When I feel like taking them that is ) Potentially mildly obsessive stalker type man, willing to drive hundreds of miles, in search of personal gratification, to find "true love", or to spoil your children and/or pets, and then leave town so you have to deal with them. Also enjoys telephoto photography, and publishing photographs of strangers with extreme close-ups ( face shots) of my subjects appearance first thing in the morning. Very willing to relocate. Do you have a spare room?

You:
Woman of extremely low self esteem, who doesn't mind disappointment. (in and out of the bedroom)Preferably extremely low maintenance, who doesn't believe in the "myth" of the female orgasm.( Please, NO NUT JOBS.. )
Added bonus if you have "size REALLY doesn't matter" tattooed on the inside of your left thigh. ( Responders, PLEASE don't ask, it just has to be the left one )