Me??
Just a guy stumbling through life and trying to get by..oh yea, and trying to level at Fubar..LOL..

About me?
Depressed overweight and out of shape middle aged alcoholic widower, currently on psych meds. ( When I feel like taking them that is ) Potentially mildly obsessive stalker type man, willing to drive hundreds of miles, in search of personal gratification, to find "true love", or to spoil your children and/or pets, and then leave town so you have to deal with them. Also enjoys telephoto photography, and publishing photographs of strangers with extreme close-ups ( face shots) of my subjects appearance first thing in the morning. Very willing to relocate. Do you have a spare room?

You:
Woman of extremely low self esteem, who doesn't mind disappointment. (in and out of the bedroom)Preferably extremely low maintenance, who doesn't believe in the "myth" of the female orgasm.( Please, NO NUT JOBS.. )
Added bonus if you have "size REALLY doesn't matter" tattooed on the inside of your left thigh. ( Responders, PLEASE don't ask, it just has to be the left one )

OK...if you made it this far, then you have the sense of humor and flair for life that I might just be interested in. To start with, the part above about me being a widower is sadly actually true. I lost my soulmate Barbara to lung cancer in July of 2008. But don't be sad for her, after what I witnessed her go through, I am comforted knowing that she is no longer in pain, and that she DID make it to a FAR better place then she left behind. If Barb didn't make it, there's little help for the rest of us, because she was an ABSOLUTE Angel here during her time on Earth, and I could not have asked for a better mate, companion, and lover in my life. God bless you and keep you near Baby. I'm currently in the process of re-building my life, and moving on from here one day at a time. I have 2 daughters, one step that's 30 years old, and a 20 year old we'll call "Jessica", because that's her name. ( She doesn't seem to respond much when I call her anything else..LOL). I have a home in Edgewater Md., a little town not too far from Annapolis, and work in Washington DC every day for a construction company that does a LOT of work for the Smithsonian. Outside of that, I think I'm a pretty easy going guy, so if you want to know any more, just give me a shout. OH..!!!!...and I freakin' LIVE for hugs...LOL..
Joe