This about sums up my humor







i will drink you under the table.

and your dad!

ok not really but ive been told i can hold my own.

my shiny halo rests on a pair of equally shiny horns. im usually a sweetheart.

i like photo comments just cuz what person doesn't like easy ego boosters but i don't really care about rates, points, blah blah. i won't hold it against you if you don't make it through all my pix cuz i know there's a bunch and if you're like me, it gets boring looking at the same person's facial expressions over and over. which could explain why i don't last in relationships. hm...

im not one of those fake bitches you meet everywhere you go these days. i say whats on my mind usually before i think it all the way through. i sing loudly and very off key. im loud and don't care what anybody thinks about me except the people i love. and even they don't get much of a sayi will do ANYTHING for my friends, unless it involves cockroaches. i HATE cockroaches.

i like other people like me. people with open minds that love to laugh. people that are happy just hanging at home with a few friends but that also know how to go out and have a great time. drama FREE.

i absolutely LOATHE being called "MA". or "BABYGIRL". i am liable to not talk to you if you call me either of these. im just saying.

i dont do drugs or people who steal. unless maybe it's in the Robin Hood spirit of things.

wannabe gangsters are a major turnoff. you aren't hard. people who talk about how much money they have and how much better off they are than others need not talk to me either. go spend a year helping the natives in a third world country with no electricity or plumbing and THEN maybe you will impress me.

i also don't like people who feel sorry for themselves. everybody has a bad day or sometimes even a week. you'll survive. get over it.

i HATE hamsters. i think they're fucking stupid. if you have one as a pet and let it out around me i will find a way to make it disappear. i dont care if i have to throw that little ball thing they run around in out the window, it will vanish.

im terrified of sharks but i watch and read anything having to do with them...which is just kind of masochistic of me cuz i then inevitably have nightmares.

so here's a bunch of things that make me giggle. if you giggle as well, there is a possibility of us being friends cuz i tend to giggle at stupid things.














ok that's enough.

for now.


except here's one more that i find HILARIOUS



suckaaaa.



pigs are ugly but AWWW



I wuvs baby animals

I can squeal over them all day long

[except,as you already know, hamsters]



seriously, I squealed the entire time I was looking at pictures to put on here.













my arch-nemesis

[some of you have heard my brushes-with-death-involving-skunks stories]