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K McDoofus

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About Me:	click to close
(last updated:July 27, 2009 @ 1:44 pm)
Want my life story? Ok, here we go.. I was born. I did some stuff. Now I'm here. Interesting, huh? Ok, I'll be serious...sorta. First things first: My perfect man would be between 4 and 9 feet tall, his hair would be attached, he would be between 40 and 240 pounds, and he'd nearly fall forward on a regular basis from the disproportionate weight of his crotch... Hi! I'm Kerensa or K for short. Don't use my real name unless I like you. You'll know if I do or not. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. All you really need to know about me is that I'm difficult, easily bored, sarcastic, will find humor in almost everything, affectionate, a great listener, moody, passionate, accommodating, adventurous, can make-out for hours, ticklish ALL OVER, brutally honest, a cuddler, laid back, a proficient flirt, suspicious, have a delicate heart, strong mind, and a tendency to be wild in bed. ♥ ------/,.-------Put this on ---=@ )--------your page if -----( )--- know someone ------____/---who has been brutally ---------\|\|------savaged by chickens ♠ I don't care if you ride the short bus, lick windows or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there cause you're friggin' special! ♣ I'm a superhero with a secret identity. Unfortunately for you, my secret identity is a real bitch. But, when I get to be too much of a bitch, please remember that I am a superhero, too. � I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick. I am blunt, outgoing and just a tad on the goofy side. I laugh at myself and others constantly. I'm here out of sheer boredom and hopefully to score some nudes. Heh, just kidding about the boredom part. � I'm laid back, silly and super easy to get along with as long as you act your age. I'm sarcastic and I like to poke fun at people but it's purely innocent so if you get your feelings hurt easily or take offense to every little thing, then I'm probably one you don't need to talk to. I'm very honest and I usually say what I'm thinking. That doesn't make me mean or hateful, it makes me unique as most people only tell you what you want to hear. � I'm a flirt. A HUGE one. Don't ask me why, but most of the time, I'm not even aware that I'm flirting until someone points it out for me. I guess I'm just THAT GOOD at it. haha Seriously though, it's all in good fun and not meant as a green light for dirty talk and/or other silly poo. � I'm kinda anal about older men TWICE my age trying to hit on me. I'm not interested. Is that kinda discriminatory? I'm sure it is. Do you think I care? Nope. I also get kinda freaked when kids almost half my age hit on me. I feel like I need a note from your parents to even TALK to you. :\| ♥ That's me in a nutshell. Please give me a moment while I let my parole officer proof read this. � Ok, good to go. Hit me up if you're interested in talking! ~This profile was brought to you by the letter K � Disclaimer This profile page is laced with wit and sarcasm. Don't take me too seriously. Best quote ever: �In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That�s the kind of person that�s worth sticking with.� -Juno

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Things about me that might surprise you: ~ I come across as being fearless but underneath I'm a natural born coward. I just don't let it show and I refuse to let it win. ~ I'm a social worker in a nursing home for geriatrics. I love old people as long as they don't hit on me. ~ I have two wonderful kids. Cole is 11 and Paige is 14. ~ I am afraid to let my feelings show for fear of being hurt or rejected. ~ I am TERRIFIED of falling in love. ~ I am not aging gracefully. I detest getting older. I want to stay young and carefree forever. ~ I drink Diet Coke in excessive amounts until it bloats me and I'm miserable. I don't care. I just drink more. ~ I can't sleep with socks on my feet unless it's super cold and I have to have my covers tucked at the foot of the bed. ~ I'm outgoing and forward, but if I'm around a guy that I really like, I'm going to be a bit quiet and shy at first. ~ I have bungee jumped. It was the most exhilarating thing I've ever done. ~ I hate feet. ~ I have a high tolerance for alcohol and can probably drink you under the table. ~ I also have the weird ability to sober up almost instantly. ~ I've been with other women but I don't consider myself bisexual. I like men better. ~ I have two tattoos and want one more. ~ I love the outdoors. Either during the day taking walks and looking at nature or at night watching the stars. ~ I can't dance worth a damn. ~ I love to kiss. Sometimes kissing is more satisfying than a good romp in the sheets. ~ I hate thunderstorms. ~ I cringe when I see someone that uses bad grammar and spelling. ~ I've never had a broken bone. ~ I wore braces as a kid. ~ I am fascinated by anything Irish. ~ I'm a born planner. I make lists and I stick to them. ~ I'm always on time. ~ I hate arguing with someone and will more than likely be the first one to apologize even if it wasn't my place to. ~ I think horses are beautiful animals but I'm terrified of them. ~ I love a long soak in a hot bath. When the water starts cooling down, I run more hot in there so I can soak longer. ~ I've held a 15ft long python snake before. ~ I'm addicted to pop tarts, nutter butters, popcorn and pears. ~ I HATE marshmallows. Ewww. ~ I prefer clean cut men. ~ I have never dated a guy with red hair. ~ I tend to move my feet to the cool spots in the bed before I go to sleep. ~ I have an extra pillow in my bed to cuddle with. ~ I'd rather eat cookie dough raw than cooked. ~ I'm terrified of bridges and elevators. ~ I suck at bowling but I love to do it anyway. ~ I love cheesy chick flicks and horror movies. ~ I have freckles across my nose. ~ I'd rather stay in with friends and play cards than go out to a noisy club. ~ I still love to color. ~ I love to cuddle. ~ I bought a cappuccino machine because I love them, but the hissing scares me so I don't use it. ~ I have a passionate love affair with pineapple milkshakes. ~ I love creamsicle snow cones with cream. Mmmm. ~ I always head straight to the swings when I get to the park. ~ I run my fan 365 days of the year when I sleep. ~ I have the utmost respect for anyone in the military. ~ I also have the highest respect for anyone that is a policeman, fireman, etc. ~ I love football! College and Pro. ~ I hate taking pills. ~ I sing in my car at the top of my lungs. ~ I can almost have an orgasm using q-tips. ~ I love me some YooHoo ~ I cry during the sad parts in movies ~ I get chill bumps if the back of my neck is kissed or touched lightly. ~ I HATE empty boxes, bags and containers being put back into the cabinets or fridge. ~ I love to sleep and could probably sleep my life away. ~ I love lip gloss and carmex. ~ I'd rather go to the mountains than to the beach. ~ I'm a tomboy but have my girly moments. ~ I'm fascinated with nipples. ~ I don't date white boys that dress in that "hip hop" style. ~ I don't approve of illegal drug use. HUGE turn off for me. ~ Men with tattoos drive me crazy. ~ Men with multiple tattoos and piercings do NOT drive me crazy. ~ I like confidence but not cocky. visited 22 states (44%) Create your own visited map of The United States or Best time to visit Slovakia