Captain Cooter was born in 1981 with his birth causing astonishment in the small pirate's haven on a small Pacific island. The astonishing thing about his birth is that both his parents were male. His father Bob 'Blue Beard' Cooter and his other father Dave taught young CC the ways of the pirate and it wasn't long before the boy with two dads was terrorising captive aquatic donkeys in the many oceanariums around the US coastline. In 2006 CC was attacked by a group of angry narwhals causing massive brain damage and the facial disfigurement his default pic clearly shows. Despite the massive brain trauma, and against the odds and speculations of his doctors, CC found a new career as a mumm critique, bravely and tirelessly typing up amusing biographies of mumm posters a letter at a time, using only a condom full of golden dreams and honeysuckle testicles and his tongue to type with.
****Thank you, Rev, for putting my history into words..my past is too hurtful for me to talk about myself****
Thanks to my Phantasmic Petitioner for this image. I believe it says all that needs to be said
Visit my owner and show her some love, she's friggen awesome
