once upon a time, i had an honest, user friendly version of my about me, but i threw that one out. flushed it. in my time here, i've learned that no one pays it any mind anyway.

"Where do you work?" sigh...it was in my about me.

"where are you from, hun?" yeah. about me.

"what are you going to school for?" about. me.

"whatcha goin' to do when you finish?" um, gtfo.

So now when you ask, I will feel no contempt at your lack of attention to the painstaking effort I took to be honest. We can just start with a blank slate.

I am me. Take it or leave it. I do have tattoos. Thanks for noticing. Yes, I also have bewbs. Thanks for picking up on that one as well. quite keen of you.

I dig sarcasm and wit. I will play in your blogs--if you don't blog, maybe you should start. Make me laugh and we can be great friends. By the way, cheesy, overt pick up lines don't make me laugh. More than likely, they will get blogged so I can make fun of you. I am not really a grammar snob, but I do appreciate the art of language. That means I'll like you better if you know the difference in there, their, and they're among others. And it's weird not wierd. Please don't call me hun or sweetie. I have a name right here on my profile. Learn it. Use it. Spell it just like it is on here...it's not a typo.

To be clear, even if I do end up liking you and becoming your e-friend, I am not looking for an online romance. Period. I am, however, hiring a pillowfluffer. An application for said opening is in my blogs.

I am not into this r/f/a/c bs. Just because you rate me doesn't mean I will turn right around and do the same. If I think you're cool, I'm sure I'll rate you often, I'll comment, I'll play, send gifts, etc..but I am not a point whore.

I totally appreciate good conversation with good people. S'why I'm here. Stimulate me.


random bits of info:

i'm a girl.

i'm divorced.

i have a 4 year old son.

i don't like olives.

i have a candy addiction.

I love to sing and sound good doing it, but I'm a shower singer or I sing in the car. I have awful stagefright about singing in front of others.

i have my nipples pierced.

i get the same messages from the same sorts of people over and over again. it gets boring.

i have a bellybutton fetish.

i was once sexually assaulted and i don't want anyone to feel sorry for me over it.

i grew up in an abusive home. It made me stronger.

i totally dig spanish moss covered trees.

i think my life is beautiful.

i'm too open with people here lately and they don't know how to take it.

i like to sleep in.

i'm always late.

i'm a work in progress.

my dad's funeral was on my birthday.

i have 8 tattoos and counting.

i have a hard time believing your compliments when i see men calling even the fattest, trashiest women "sexy" just to see if they can bust a nut on their keyboard with some late night e-fun.

i have met people here on fubar that have made my life more than what it was without them.

my little brother is my best friend.

so hi!