well, let's see,
i am 30 years old.
i have long finger-nails.
i am supposedly some kind of huge genius.
i am also a fucking total nut.
i love people.
i hate stupid people.
i have an alligator named Fluffy.
i have excellent hand-eye coordination.
i have been registered by the F.B.I. as a martial arts expert.(ninjutsu/samaurai)
i would like to write a book someday.
i would like to make some movies as well.
i have sang for several bands, and am always looking for the next one.
i have multiple personalities.
i have been committed before, several times i might add, lol.
i love animals,(still can't believe i almost touched that deer)
i can kick a man in the face who happens to be six feet tall, without leaving the ground.
i still manage to kick my own ass more than anyone elses.
i have broken every rib i have-almost-(mountain biking incident)-left side(sternum)front,right side(spine) back, not to mention my left collar bone which apparently didnt heal quite right, and broke again.
i..seem to know more about me than i previously thought i did.
i believe in life after death (i will live after you die)
i think i am funny.
so do most other poeple who actually listen to the shit that comes out of my mouth.
i do not know the internet as well as i'd like to.
i have lived in japan.
i also lived in washington d.c. once(not that that was even worth mentioning)
i'm 5'7"inches tall.
i like long walks on the beach, and women that can kick my ass.
turn offs include, but are not limited to- liars, thieves, whores and hypocrites. and of course drama queens.
yes, i have long hair, fuck you ambercrombie bitches that think i should cut it.
i am a good friend, if not a little confused and off center at times.
i am hyper-active (which means, i get up early, and go to bed early)
i am the wildest i can be about 5 minutes after i wake up.
i drive people crazy in the morning, lol.
i weigh about 160 pounds.
i used to bench 285(for those of you that this would be important to)
i am opposed to the death penalty(because i might kill someone someday) lol.
i have a tarantula named Tula.
i sometimes piss people off.
i am a recovering alcoholic.
marijuana, saved my life, and my sanity.
i am a schizophrenic.
i can't stand hypocrites who think alcohl is ok, when it kills, but pot is a horrible scourge on humanity.
i do not agree with the "freedom" we live by, the right of a few, to make decisions for the many is a gross abuse of power.
and i admire you if your actually reading all this, at least your not just a total perv.
i am in fact the type who is willing to travel to meet interesting new poeple, however, should i be put on, or lied to, i tend to get salty, and the last thing you want is a psychotic ninja to be getting salty 1000 miles from home, could be bad for your health, lol, but if your cool, so shall things be!