OK so yea, here's my bitch mode!
I'm here to chat with online because I suck and I don't go out! That and my human contact is my daughter. Do I take fubar seriously?..... I'd hope not. Hell I ACTUALLY HAVE NSFW folder even though it's not of me lmao.

NEVER WILL HAVE A NSFW OF MYSELF, so don't ask. I'll laugh at you if you do.

so that means
I'm too taken/fat/skinny/average/ugly/beautiful/old/young/nice/bitchy/silly/serious for you.