Where to start, where to start....Jeez, where DO I start? (thats a rhetorical question...please don't send me your answers...) OK, guess I'll start here --- HEY, what's up! The name's Rob, you can call me Rob, and I'm a dork. No, you cannot be the dork either, cause *I'm* the dork, got it? So there. Uummm, what else? Let's see...I am not one of the 2 million of people that have switched to Vonage, I have absolutely NO idea what my credit score is, I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico, I...OH, ENUFF ALREADY!! Enough of the psychobabble bullshit!!

This is my second go-round on this here website. Got sick of the drama and bullshit last time, so I dropped it like a bad habit. Decided to give it another shot and see what kind of trouble I can get into on here. I'm just a glutton for punishment....

Ok, now that we got that out of the way, if I've managed to keep you awake and/or amused for the past 56 seconds of reading this shit, then drop me a line and say "HEY YO!" Basically, I'm the new kid in town (good song, by the way....no, not the New Kids, either!). Originally from Southern Cali, got adventurous and moved to OKC, got bored, and now calling Boise home. I may seem like a tough nut to crack at first, but I'm actually a pretty laid back guy once you get to know me....well, after a about 47 beers and 16 shots. No, just kidding. Not really....