I am an agnostic hippie buddhist, and an ASE-certified mechanic.

I have 25 piercings, 5 of which are below my neck.

I find it ludicrous that people pay babyjesus real money in exchange for fake money.

I know the difference between "your" and "you're."

I don't give a fuck about points. I'm here to troll the mumms, piss off douchebags, and look at boobies.

Fuck you. wheeeeeeeeeeee!