"If my lil leprechaun didn't give all his luck away..i wish to live to talk to him one more day..but sadly he looks in his bag with a sigh.."i can't grant your wish and i don't know why. "All this luck I have I couldn't use for myself..to make me tall or famous with lots of wealth , so i took that sack and flushed it down the crapper...tipped up a Guiness to our happily never after...Cheers to the sweetest Leprechaun I've ever had the pleasure of knowing *muah*" TOMMYGURL

MY NAME IS CHRIS AND I GO BY HOOLIGANS HERE ON FUBAR.

**WARNING: IF YOU DECIDE TO NOT READ MY PROFILE OR IGNORE WHAT I SAY, THEN YOU FULLY ACCEPT THE FALL OUT.

** I AM A FATHER 1ST AND FOREMOST BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE. MY THREE CHILDREN ARE MY UNIVERSE AND THE REASON I LIVE AND BREATHE. FUBAR NEVER, REPEAT NEVER COMES BEFORE MY CHILDREN AND NEVER WILL.

** I AM AS REAL AS a guy CAN BE. I AM WHO I AM FOR BETTER OR WORSE. SOME LIKE ME AND SOME DON'T. I NEVER GO OUT OF MY WAY TO BE POPULAR ANY MORE THAN I EVER GO OUT OF MY WAY TO CAUSE ANYONE ANY GRIEF. IF WE DON'T GET ALONG THEN I SIMPLY LET YOU GO YOUR WAY AND I GO MINE. I DON'T HATE AND I DON'T WASTE TIME WITH HATERS.

** I DON'T CYBER SEX. I DON'T TEXT SEX. I DON'T WEB CAM SEX. I DON'T PHONE SEX. PUT SIMPLY...I'M NOT HERE FOR SEX.
IF SEX IS WHAT YOU WANT....MOVE ON!

** I DO NOT LIKE PORN. THERE IS NO INTEREST FOR ME IN IT. I WILL NEVER ASK TO SEE YOUR NSFW PICTURES, NOR WILL I EVER ASK IF YOU WANT TO SEE MINE. I DON'T HAVE ANY! I DON'T RATE NSFW PICTURES AND I DON'T WANT TO BE ADDED AS A FRIEND OR A FAMILY TO VIEW THEM. IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE UGLY..ASK ANY OF MY FRIENDS I JUST DON'T GO THERE. PERIOD (THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS)

** I LIKE FUBAR. I enjoy my time here and have made some really great friends. If you don't like FUBAR then we probably won't agree. If it weren't for FUBAR, then I wouldn't know you. So let's be friends and get along.

** I HAVE BEEN A DJ AS MY CAREER FOR MORE THAN 23 YEARS NOW. I'VE OWNED MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS FOR YEARS UNTIL I RECENTLY RETIRED THIS YEAR. I USED TO BE A DJ FOR A FEW POPULAR LOUNGES HERE ON FUBAR. I USED TO BE THE DJ MANAGER OF A FEW OF THEM AS WELL.

I DON'T WORK FOR LOUNGES ANYMORE AND I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. I STILL VISIT LOUNGES FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN I'M IN THE MOOD BUT IT'S ONLY TO VISIT. DON'T ASK ME TO WORK FOR YOUR LOUNGE.

** I DON'T HANDLE DRAMA WELL. TELLING YOU THAT RIGHT NOW. DON'T PLAY ME FOR ATTENTION, IT ONLY ANNOYS ME AND CAN LEAD TO YOU LOSING A FRIEND. BOTH MEN AND WOMEN HAVE TRIED IN THE PAST TO PLAY THE "YOU JUST DON'T LIKE ME OR CARE" GAME AND ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED. I DON'T BRING YOU DRAMA, DON'T BRING IT TO ME.

** FUBAR CREATED THE NUMBERED FAMILY AND FRIEND THING. NOT ME. I HAVE FAR TOO MANY PEOPLE THAT I GENUINELY CARE ABOUT AND LIKE HERE TO CALL FAVORITES. IF YOU'RE ON MY LIST, YOU'RE EQUALLY AS IMPORTANT TO ME AS MY OTHER FRIENDS. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL UNIQUELY DIFFERENT. IF YOU WANT TO BE "SPECIAL", SORRY THAT'S WHO I AM.

LASTLY. I AM ONLY JUST ANOTHER GUY HERE ON THE INTERNET BEING FRIENDLY. I'M NO ONE SPECIAL AND I DON'T THINK I'M ANYTHING MORE THAN JUST THAT. I'M NOT EGOTISTICAL OR A PLAYER. I DON'T CHASE WOMEN OR HIT ON EVERY WOMAN I SEE. YOU MAY BE HOT BUT STILL I'M JUST UP FOR FRIENDS, THAT'S IT.

I'M SHORT, I'M IRISH AND I COME FROM INDIANA. I DON'T HATE ON ANYONE FOR THEIR COLOR, SEX, AGE, OR WHERE THEY COME FROM. I'M AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY FRIEND UNTIL SOMEONE BREAKS ONE OF MY RULES...THEN IT'S JUST OVER.