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☠Queen of the Succubi™☠ Boss of Demon's Den Turf
33, Female, Pueblo, CO

Name:I am The Original Cooter™ on Fubar! aka Helen Bed{Akuro}
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Birthday:February 3rd
Joined:August 1, 2008
Marital Status:In a relationship
Level:Godfather (25) [?]
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(last updated:October 7, 2009 @ 5:45 am)

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I am 33-divorced-blonde (dyed burgundy too sometimes)-blue eyes-5ft 4in-size 18W-38CtoD-Pueblo West, Colorado. I am in a wonderful, loving relationship so therefore I am NOT looking for anyone...I am taken!

Just because I am in a relationship, doesnt mean I cant flash my body...and yes he knows...he is on here too! *waves at Dee aka Akuro*

I am also a HPS for The Order of Shadow's. Its an online coven with hoping potential to be something real life in Pueblo, Colorado. If your interested please feel free to check out the site by clicking *HERE*

For those who like the naughty girls:
I do NOT do things for free. I am above all that. I have confidence that some of these b*tches on here do not. I dont give free thrills. So if that is your game find another whore...I am more than that! *read below to find out what I do for a living*
Here are my GUIDELINES if you want something:

NSFW salutes
If you are wanting a NSFW salute YOUR must do the following:
Private Message me or Shout Box me to get confirmation.
Rate all my pics, cherry bomb a folder *OR* give me 10K Fubucks.
You will get your NSFW salute within 48 hours.

WEBCAM SHOWS
If you are wanting a WEBCAM SHOW:
I am offering either a 15 minute webcam show OR a 30 minute webcam show that CAN be split in 2-15 Minute Sessions. Keep in mind that I normally charge in my real life phone/webcam job $1.20 a minute so you are actually getting a savings on fubar.

For a 15 Minute Webcam Show: Buy me a 3 Day Blast or Blings that add up to 12 Credits. If you were doing this on my site you would be paying $18.00 for 15 minutes and all I am asking is for $12.00! Savings of $6.00! Still think its a deal? Or want something better...

For a 30 Minute Webcam Show: Buy me a VIP, 7 Day Blast, $20 worth of blings *OR* a 25 Credit Bling pack. The 30 Minute Webcam Show can be split to 2-15 Minute Sessions. Like I said, in my real life job I charge $1.20 a minute so for 30 minutes normally would be $36.00 so thats a savings of $16.00 cause all I am asking for is $20.00 for my time and effort to make you cream!

If you must know what I do for a living, you may laugh or chuckle but its what I do. Yes, I would love to find a "real" job, but right now its IMPOSSIBLE! It is very hard to find work. So right now I am an ADULT Web Model *AND* I am an Erotic Phone Entertainer...aka Phone Sex Operator and I am VERY good at what I do! I am real...not a bot...or read from a script but REAL! This *IS* my job!
For more information on that, click *HERE*! Or visit my site at Helen Bed's Realm!


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What ya think? LMAO!








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Call me now: your first 3 minutes are FREE at NiteFlirt.


Yes I have had people "pay per view" and some are continued supporters. What does THAT have to say? I am genuine! Not a fake! Not a robot. A real BBW with freaky tastes! I even offer webcam chat and/or phone chat, at a price.

If no one wanted this, why you think I am still offering? LMAO! And no, making me feel like I am "so much better than that" will change my mind! Thats been a tactic for some to try to get me to show my pics.

Below is the payment grid...if interested PRIVATE MESSAGE me...and we can go from there!

Some suggestions (and yes we can do a combination haggle with me...):



  • VIP (always needed if I dont have one and once I can get one, will add more NSFW pics I have over 900 of them but only have 50 at this time)

  • 7-day Blast

  • $19.99 Bling Pack

  • 500,000 in fubucks


  • Combination (just let me kno what you can offer)




Want a NSFW Video *AND* access to NSFW folder? For that look below for a price list:

  • $49.99 Bling Pack

  • 30 Day Blast

  • 3 Month VIP

  • Combination (just let me kno what you can offer)




OK lets say you want to see the pics, your own personalized video *AND* 15 mins of me on webcam:

  • 6 month VIP

  • Happy Hour

  • $99.99 Bling Pack

  • Combination (just let me kno what you can offer)




Video Games:
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(last updated:August 14, 2008 @ 6:50 am)
I enjoy role playing games mostly. Enjoy The Sims. Hmmm I wonder why...


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Music:
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(last updated:August 14, 2008 @ 6:52 am)
I listen to all not just one type...you would be amazed at what I like to listen to...since this is a dark profile.

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Interests:
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Now this would give it away...especially if those from my past who have harmed me found out this info...no...sorry wont share it...but thanks for trying...

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Idols:
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I feel a connection of reincarnation of Anne Frank and Rebecca Nurse. Read up on them and learn for yourself who these women were.

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Movies & TV:
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I enjoy gothic horror. Chick flicks and dick flicks thrown in there....comedy and drama too...

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