I am a HUGE support of the military AND the mission. I am all for freedom of speech and freedom of expression, but please understand when I express my freedom for kicking your pink, fresh, passive, ungratful ass for stomping on the flag or degrading our troops that are fighting and dying for your rights. Those brave men and women fought and died for your warped view of the world so thank everyone of them that you see, buy them dinner without them knowing it was you who paid for it, buy them a round of drinks, but more importantly...respect their ability to do what you cannot, fight for your right of liberty.



I am NOT eco-friendly.

If your a tree hugging enviromentalist and believe man or 'Big Business' is the greatest danger to the planet, your not 'Eco-frinedly'. Your a anti-capitalist, socialist ASSHOLE. Now bend over so I can stick my BIG 'Carbon Footprint' up your narrow 'Green' ass....

If you believe in manmade Global Warming you need to get out of the gene pool, NOW!!!

Think the polar ice caps are melting and the sea level is rising??? When was the last time you let ice in a glass of ice water melt and the cup over flowed??? (hint: it's called displacement)

If you want to save an endangered spieces, EAT THEM!!!
Some smart capitalist will figure out a way to breed the animal for a profit. Don't believe me? How's the American Alligator doing???

Why are the people that scream for free speech, equality for all, want freedom of religion, celebrate diversity, whine about censorship, and hate name calling and 'labels'....call you a HATER when you use those same freedoms and disagree???

Yeah, FUCK YOU...I'm a Hater!!!

I don't care if your gay, bi, pro-choice, pro-life, black, asian, white, hispanic, green, democrat, republican, conservative, liberal, christian, athiest, darwinist, or creationist, college grad or a high school dropout....

If your an asshole....YOUR AN ASSHOLE!!!




********* Random Thoughts **********
Why is it that everytime the goverment tries to 'help' , it never raises the 'have not's' but instead brings down the hard working, successful people???

Have you ever felt like the last jelly doughut at a weight watchers meeting???

I finally figured out why larger woman wear multi pattern, brightly colored clothing. It's to confuse enemy submairnes so they don't get torpedoed while swimming.

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie trying to start their own third world country???

I just saw an Adidas shoe ad that said, "celebrate originality" and everyone was wearing the same shoes

I watched the debate and I wonder if only 70% of Americans pay taxes, how can Barak Obama give 95% of Americans a tax cut???

Is it me, or are Vampire wannabe's really farkin weird?

Why do people with tons of tats,more piercings than a japanese fisherman, and hair the color of rainbo bright's get offended when ya stare?


I am addicted to 12 step programs...and the funny thing is, there is no 12 step program for that...go figure.


Is it me or does shreaded coconut remind you of cut fingernails???


If President Bill Clinton was the first black president, who is Barak Obama trying to be??? The first black Clinton?

Is it possible to support our troops and be against the mission??? That's almost like being FOR prostitution and AGAINST sex....

If the glass is half full...your an optimist
If the glass is half empty...your a pesimest
But what am I if I just want to know who drank the other half of my beer???

Is it me or does President Bill Clinton's nose look like a penis?

Are bisexuals really just sexually greedy?