OK, time for a revamp, since I haven't done anything with this in some time!

Hi' I'm Larry, a 42-year-old from Philly. My nickname comes from a UK TV show, and any further details, unless you know the show, will bore you to tears. I'm currently in a relationship with the most lovely and wonderful of people, my beloved Pynkcherry (SHOW HER SOME LOVE, FOLKS!). What do you call people here, fubarians? Damn, someone will create a MUMM now...sorry, folks!

PLEASE NO LOUNGE REQUESTS OR MAFIA STUFF! My taste in music is, to say the very least, eclectic as hell, and most of what's played in the lounges bores me...if you wanna chat, just hit me up on the shoutbox or thru IM -- I have over 25 different IM names on all the major services! Oh, and don't bother with the whole cyber thing -- I'm not really into it, and besides, doing it is more fun than chatting about the what-ifs!

I've traveled pretty extensively across the world, from London, Buenos Aries, Montevideo, Brussels, Kiev, down the block for a soda...I'll go almost anywhere. I'm a comedy freak (especially the British radio stuff), and I'm an old punk rock type, but still love discovering new bands and the like. I've also got a Hello Kitty fixation that borders on....well, some of my friends are very concerned about me! I've done it all, from retailer, mailman, construction, IT, musician, podcaster/broadcaster, comedian/actor...wondering if I ever had careers in trash hauling or porn at this point, you never can be too sure!

Currently I'm partially employed due to disability, and I'm also a licensed reverend (via ULC), and I still write comedy from time to time. Yes, I am bald, and it is not natural. What can I say, I enjoy the breeze blowing through my self-inflicted lack of hair. Time hasn't improved my looks, so I have to do what I can -- I've been told Charles Manson looks better than me in some lights, 2 of which apparently are daylight and darkness....oh well!

I gladly rate/fan/add (and in that order ALWAYS), and if you wish to do so as well, I do appreciate it. I'm not a big talker and rarely if ever do lounges, but I've got IM's coming out the shizzy and I do shoutbox. I will NEVER ask you to cam or anything like that -- maybe it's my age, but I don't get any of that, plus I like actually talking to people about things that could actually matter....when you can get me to talk, that is, lol! If you're worried I've done 2-300 rates on your pics, don't -- I've got plenty and love sharing them around.

And now someone is in the background asking me to keep the typing noise down, and they're wielding duct tape. I better go. Much love to all!