How bout this. No salute? I'll decide whether I feel like adding or talking to you.
Let's run through this, shall we? I was here before. User #88883. I'm still mad at myself for deleting before.
But back to the list of rules of sorts.
1. Don't tell me you fanned/rated me. If you're so self absorbed as to put that in a friends request, I'm not going to fan or rate you back, nor will I accept your request. You come off as a pompous ass, and seeing as I couldn't care less what your rank is, I'm not going to lose sleep over it. It's a website. Run for president, then ask for my vote, but trust me, your abs aren't as appealing as you think they are.
2. I don't do nekkid. I don't want to see yours. For some reason I find that to be something for one other person to enjoy. Not the majority of the internet world. Not to mention the heinous, little pic stealing folks that have taken my clothed pics to other sites. Yeah, I know. I have spies.
3. I go to bed at 9:30pm. Call me old, but I get up at 4 for work. If I'm kept up later than that trying to appease someone's self interests in that shoutbox or mail, I get cranky. Fast.
4. I am not your savior. Because I said hello back does not mean I find you to be sent from the heavens to salvage my eventual, impending demise. It's the same for you. Consider a good conversation just that. I am simply a person that tries to be fair and say hello to people that take the time to say hello to me.
5. I've probably started drinking a bit more again. Yet still, I don't find you cool if your stories revolve around drinking and falling down stairs or whatever other drunk shananigans people get into these days. I drink twice a year. Shamrockfest cause the beer is free with VIP tickets, and occasionally on vacation pending the heat. I still don't meet people for drinks.
6. I have standards. I don't know exactly what they are, but chances are, I'll pick out something that you fall short on. Deal with it. I'm female. Irrationality abounds.
7. I'm not adding just anybody to my family list anymore. Those people in there now actually keep in touch with me, go figure. I don't need anyone that just signs on twice a year and gives a halfhearted hello in there.
8. I still do my cookies. A few of you still know what that means. I'm cool with it. Just let me know.
9. I still delete people that annoy me at whim. I now block people as well.
10. Hospitals hook people up to life support, not Fubar.
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There is no I in team... But there is an I in individuality, integrity, and independence.
--George Carlin
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind.....
--Dr. Seuss -- Bernard Baruch
I don't build castles, I draw a line in the sand..
--Henry Rollins
Ooly pow pow in the mee yoo wow.
--The Boccabella clan
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
--Brendan Gill
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--Albert Einstein
A Humvee squeezing through the jungle of Borneo is a tool. A Humvee squeezing into a parking space on Rodeo Drive is being driven by a tool.
--Dennis Miller
I get up every morning determined both to change the world and to have a hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning the day difficult.
--E.B. White
An apple a day keeps anyone away. If you throw it hard enough.
--Stephen Colbert
Sometimes I wish the world were one big Yule Log. Consumed in the flames of my making.
--Some magazine I read.
Helen, the day you'll be happy is the day you die.
--My mother.
Here, this might help with your rage problems.
--My dad, handing me a fake voodoo doll.
That's how people like you work. Your ego is so out of whack that it'll do whatever it can to protect itself. And people with a messed up ego can do these mental gymnastics to convince themselves they're awesome, when really, they're just douchebags.
