How bout this. No salute? I'll decide whether I feel like adding or talking to you.

Let's run through this, shall we? I was here before. User #88883. I'm still mad at myself for deleting before.


But back to the list of rules of sorts.

1. Don't tell me you fanned/rated me. If you're so self absorbed as to put that in a friends request, I'm not going to fan or rate you back, nor will I accept your request. You come off as a pompous ass, and seeing as I couldn't care less what your rank is, I'm not going to lose sleep over it. It's a website. Run for president, then ask for my vote, but trust me, your abs aren't as appealing as you think they are.

2. I don't do nekkid. I don't want to see yours. For some reason I find that to be something for one other person to enjoy. Not the majority of the internet world. Not to mention the heinous, little pic stealing folks that have taken my clothed pics to other sites. Yeah, I know. I have spies.

3. I go to bed at 9:30pm. Call me old, but I get up at 4 for work. If I'm kept up later than that trying to appease someone's self interests in that shoutbox or mail, I get cranky. Fast.

4. I am not your savior. Because I said hello back does not mean I find you to be sent from the heavens to salvage my eventual, impending demise. It's the same for you. Consider a good conversation just that. I am simply a person that tries to be fair and say hello to people that take the time to say hello to me.