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Master of Cougars
Male, Portland, OR

Name:Mike Austin
Buzz:
30% - blitzed
Joined:April 20, 2006
Marital Status:Single
Level:Fubarlord (21) [?]
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(last updated:June 7, 2008 @ 9:50 am)
You have a sexual IQ of 652





When it comes to sex, you are an absolute GOD! You have the soul of a woman, the stamina of a porn star, the patience of a Buddha, the repertoire of a sex therapist, the hands of a masseur, and the passionate intensity of a wild animal! (See, you can make these things personal. lol!)


Using your mouth





Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You absolutely love to pleasure women orally. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth.


You scored as Chains/Handcuffs. Your turn on is handcuffs and chains. You like being cuffed/chained to the bed, or cuffing/chaining your partner down. You love the pure ectsasy of being in complete control... or letting someone else have complete control over you.

Chains/Handcuffs

75%

Blind Folds

75%

Biting

67%

Whips

42%

Bondage

33%

Blood

8%


You scored as Romantic Kisser. You love kissing and can do it for hours.

Romantic Kisser

88%

Yippy Ki Yay!

63%

Your more of a class act than youre giving yourself credit for

38%


You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel

75%

Mermaid

75%

Dragon

67%

Faerie

59%

WereWolf

33%

Demon

0%


You scored as Sex God. You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it.

Sex God

90%

A Slave To BDSM

75%

A Romantic

73%

Virgin

30%


You scored as Passion. You believe in giving yourself totally to your partners without holding back.

Passion

58%

Diamond Eyes

58%

Eyes full of Pain

50%

Mysterious

33%





Your Brain is 40% Female, 60% Male



You have a total boy brain

Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts

And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...

You never like to get feelings too involved





Your Personality Is Like Cocaine



You're dynamic, brilliant, and alluring to those who don't know you.

Hyper and full of energy, you're usually the last one to leave a party.

Sometimes your sharp mind gets the better of you... you're a bit paranoid!



Taurus





You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties.

You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature.

Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn





Your Seduction Style: The Charmer



You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.

You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.

By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.

And then you've got them exactly where you want them!





You Are A Poplar Tree



People tend to look up to you, and it's a bit lonely at the top.

Inside, you are not always self confident, but you show great courage.

Mature and organized, you are reliable in any situation.

You tend to have an artistic or philosophical outlook on life.

You are very choosy in love and take partnership seriously.


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