Bra Sizes (as defined by bikers!): Did you ever wonder why A, B, C, D, E, & F are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Darn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake

You Might Be a Diehard Harley Rider, if:

#1: You call your bike your woman
#2: You treat it like it was your daughter
#3: You wash and polish it until it shines like a mirror
#4: You ride it more often than your wife (Hey, it can happen)
#5: You take it out to eat more than your wife
#6: You race against another bike and he loses
#7You rev up your engine late at night and the neighbors start yelling
#8: You out ran the police
#9: You ride in a rally and everyone compliments you about how good you and your bike looks
#10: You watch bike shows on TV while relaxing in your armchair, drinking beer and buying Harley gear off the infomercials and off the internet

Harley Viagra
November 16, 2007
A Harley chick of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband’s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. Not a chance,” she said. “He won’t even take an aspirin.”

“Not a problem,” replied the doctor. “Give him a Harley Viagra. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.”

It wasn’t a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress. The poor dear exclaimed, “Wholly crap, Dr, it was horrid! Just terrible!”

“Really! What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and his unit ready to burst out of his chaps! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped my clothes to shreds and took me then and there, took me passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why so terrible?” asked the doctor, “Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?”

“Oh, hell no! It was the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin’ here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”