what can i say, i'm pretty boring really. i work, and rarely play, mainly cuz i can't afford it. i listen to music constantly and love watching movies. i generally hang out with my family and closest friends as much as possible.

i "screamed" in a heavy metal band called Ketaset(R.I.P.). we wrote very crazy out there thrash metal with heavy influences from prog rock and calculus.(we have songs in time signatures most musicians have never even heard of)

i'm a nerd/dork. no seriously. but i'm one of the coolest dorks you'll ever meet. i have a knack for driving everyone i care about completely crazy with my amassed knowledge of useless and pointless facts about shit no one but me really cares about. it's awesome.

i'm a huge history nerd, comic book geek, music snob, star wars nerd, sci fi fan, etc. etc., i'm an all around dork, except that i'm pretty computer retarded. hahahaha.

usually i'm extremely shy. like to the point where it's almost socially crippling. the fact that i'm on this website is an act of fucking god. i have a hard time hanging out in new places, even if it's with friends. but if it's somewhere i'm familiar with, hell i'll talk to anybody.

i like to laugh. alot. humor is so damn important, and you have to be able to laugh at yourself. if you can't i think there is something very very wrong with you.

"The Jerk" is one of the greatest comedic movies ever, and if you disagree you're a moron.

Bill Hicks is one of the greatest comedians to ever grace this planet.

I know all the lyrics to the album "Graceland" by Paul Simon.

Frisky Dingo is one of the greatest cartoons ever. BOOSH!

The Tick, is one of the best comic books ever. SPOON!!

i am a dinosaur nut. no really i am. i've been one since i was like 2.

i can't spell for shit, unless it's some obscure dinosaur name, then i can spell it just fine. it's retarded.

i can become obsessed with playing solitaire on the computer for hours on end.

Sean Connery was and will always be the best James Bond.

Fugazi is one of the greatest bands EVER.

Weird Al was one of the best concerts i've ever been to in my life.

Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album is the greatest pop music record EVER. yeah he's a fucking weirdo now, but he kicked ass back in the day.

i also enjoy reading about the fucked up side of history that they are too afraid to teach in schools. the real truth about history is even more interesting and fascinating than any text book could ever be. i have a fascination with all religion being raised a minister's son, so i already know quite a bit already, but reading the real history of religion is even more entertaining/frightening than what is shown in any church, book, or movie.

Ugly Kid Joe was a great band, fuck you if you think otherwise.

Led Zepplin is a highly overrated band, and i only like one song by them and no it's not "stairway to heaven".

Rad was an awesome movie and if you don't know what i'm talking about you missed out.


i'm extremely opinionated. i speak my mind even if it pisses people off. i also can be friends with just about anyone....unless they try to start shoving their religious beliefs down my throat. if you want to piss me off start doing that and you'll see me tear you a new asshole. i don't deal with that bullshit.

my beliefs are mine, and no one elses. i belief in god, i belief in the devil, jesus, angels, demons, ghosts, the third demenison, aliens, the yeti, bigfoot you name it. hell for all i know there might be werewolves living in the woods of Tennessee.

anything is possible in my book, there is more to this world than meets the eye, and if you follow ANY religion blindly....well you're just missing the whole point. ask questions. i don't think god gave us a brain to just follow blindly like sheep.