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Bald-Tattooed Guy (Fu-Owned by Sweetness....!)
39, Male, Claremont, NH

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(last updated:December 16, 2008 @ 7:58 am)


My 5 current favorite songs...


"Before I Forget" by Slipknot








""Psychosocial" by Slipknot









"I'm Not Jesus" by Apocolyptica








"Duality" by Slipknot








"Decode" by Paramore









I am 39 years old, I live in the lovely town of Claremont, NH.

I am the morning show host of a rock station, you can catch me there live from 5-10 every weekday....we're streaming at www.wfrd.com come give it a listen!

I have a 10 year old son who is just like his dad...same sense of humor, same personality, everything. We're best friends.

I coach his hockey team, as well as his baseball team in the summer. We won the championship last summer and currently his hockey team is 6-1-1...yeah, we pretty much rule.

I love my job, although I often find myself showing up with seconds to spare, more often that not, half-dressed.

I often shave while I am working, face and head, due to previous statement. I have found that the closest shave possible with an electric razor is still not close enough.

I have a penchant for seeking out and exploring abandoned structures. I love photographing said structures. One time I am quite positive I captured a ghost's face on film in an abandoned hospital in New Jersey.

Although I have almost spent the majority of my life in New Hampshire, I still call New Jersey home, and always will, and wax nostalgic for South Carolina as well.

I want to die overlooking the harbor in Charleston, South Carolina, and then have my ashes scattered in it, as well as a few more places.

Thinking about the Jersey Shore sometimes makes me cry a little. I miss it that much.

I am incredibly self-conscious, probably the most self-conscious person you'll ever meet. I hate the way I look and if I ever find a magic lamp, my one wish would be to look good.

My son is my best friend in the world and I will kill you if I have to to prove that..if it came down to sacrificing your life to simply bring a smile to my kid's face. See ya. Nice knowing you.

I have a slight OCD affliction....everything needs to be symmetrical and straight on my desk, or my workspace.

One of my dreams in life is to own a Sonic Drive-In Franchise.

Another is to be the voice reading a best-selling audiobook.

A third is to contribute my voice to a cartoon.

Speaking of which, I love Family Guy, don't care for the Simpsons that much, and fucking DESPISE South Park.

I absolutely love to read. I once finished Stephen King's "The Stand" in 18 hours. I will read anything by him, although his newer stuff sucks alot and I won't read any of the Dark Tower series. That fantasy shit ain't my happy-crappy.

I also read John Irving..."A Prayer For Owen Meany" is one of the best books ever written.

I am proud to say that I am friends with a best-selling author. Jodi Picoult. She once told me she listens to my show in the morning, and was starstruck. I just noticed one of her books was a movie on Lifetime. I'm jealous.

My music career has allowed me to meet SCORES of famous people, and I even slammed Martina McBride into a wall..HARD...UNintentionally.

I absolutely LOVE to write. I would love to write a novel one day...I have millions of ideas, but always seem to suffer from writer's block after a few chapters...I have volumes of unfinished writings.

I want to write about my obsession with the beach and the Jersey Shore, but I am not sure if anyone else would read it, nor appreciate it.

The two best days of my life were the day my best friend was born, and the day I went deep-sea fishing with friends off the coast of South Carolina. I will never, ever, forget that day, and EVERY detail about it. I keep telling myself I should write that down too.

I love to incorporate movie quotes into everyday conversation, and love it when people actually know the movies.

I really hate rejection, and encounter it a lot in sales.

I love being a big fish in a small pond.

I don't drink too often, but when I do, I prefer foofy drinks.....give me a frozen margarita with a LOT of salt, or a JaegerBomb, and I'll be your friend.

One of my best friends died, and since we had fallen out of touch, didn't know it for three years, and when I did find out I was an absolute wreck. The thing was, I couldn't decide what upset me more....the fact that I didn't know one of my best friends died, and wasn't there, or the fact that his father had to tell someone about it AGAIN. I mean, losing your kid must be terrible, but after three years, there must be a time you don't think about it EVERY SECOND, and here I am, pushing it right to his forefront again. I hated myself for it.

I used to have a pretty intense LSD habit when I was younger, and still have a video that a friend and I shot, documenting an entire trip.

I'll still take a toke off a joint if it's passed my way, but gas is too expensive to want to actually buy some.

I have developed a really good (or bad) penchant to Percocet. Want to be my friend? Give me the ones you don't use anymore ;)KIDDING!..............maybe.

I also am the play-by-play announcer for the Dartmouth Men's Hockey Team. I love that job. I get to even travel with the team to their away games, and get treated like another player. I love it a lot.

I was an absolute HUGE video game/arcade fan growing up, and still want a couple full-size games in my house.

Speaking of that, I have a 1962 Seeburg Jukebox in my living room that still works, and plays 45's. I absolutely love vinyl....either listeing to it, or seeing a girl wearing it.

I absolutely adore redheads.....and boy shorts on said redheads.

I like all kinds of music, but if I had to give you 3 favorite bands right now, I would say The Beatles are #1, Asia is #2, and The Replacements are #3. As a matter of fact, I want "Here Comes A Regular" by the Replacements played at my funeral.

I went to the University of South Carolina, and still try to get to Columbia for at least one football game a year. I have a Gamecocks tattoo on my back. Outback Bowl 2009 anyone?

Speaking of tattoos...I love them. I love them on me, and I love them on women. I am always looking for my next one, however, I am not one of those "painted man" people. My philosophy on tattoos is that if you can't see them when I am wearing a shirt and tie......its all good.

I am VERY outspoken and vocal on the radio, in email, and on IM...but don't be surprised if when you talk to me, I am not very talkative....I tend to be very shy...believe it or not.

Every Fourth of July weekend I take my son deep-sea fishing...it's become a tradition, going on for about 5 years now, and yes, I am doing it again this year.

Black is my favorite color because it's slimming.

I can't live without coffee in the morning, and you can set your watch to my morning poop everyday...5:15AM.

Poop jokes, farts, bodily noises always are a good standby to make me laugh.

I hate going to clubs, and avoid them like the plague. I prefer quiet hole-in-the-wall places with a dartboard and some good music on the speakers...a place where, not to be cliche, everyone knows your name.

When it comes to women, I am a boob man, an ass man, a leg man, a face man....a "package totale" person, if you will...however, I do have a weird "obsession" if you want to call it that..........I really find the two vertical lines on the back of your legs behind the knee incredibly sexy.

I have been known to have a temper, and once I don't like you, it's hard to get me to like you again.

Are you actually reading all of this? Whats my favorite color.........didn't tell you there's be a quiz, did I?

I have a Myspace, feel free to add me there, as well at www.myspace.com/chadsdad

I love looking at women on Fubar and admiring them. However, it cracks me up looking at the women who have NSFW folders and charge to see them. No, I am not going to give you Fubucks, Blasts, VIP's, Happy Hours or anything to see your tits. Believe me, I can see much better looking girls online, naked, for free.

If you have NSFW folders, and they're free for the viewing...great..but I will say again, I will not pay to have you write my name across your tits in lipstick. If you want to do it for free, however, have at it.

I really am not a fan of those ridiculous morphs that people have on their pages...they're GAY. Half the time they suck ass, and the other half the morphs are with something GAY...."Oh look! You morphed me with a tiger! I love it!" NOT.

I'm not a fan of the pictures people make for other people too....you know the ones....where someone's face is superimposed over the rolling waves on the beach, or with flashing lights that say "Hotty," and the owner of said photo always captioning something like, "Thanks Bald-Tattooed Guy, I LOVE it!" Again....GAY.

That's why you may notice, if I am rating your pics, I will most likely not rate those...nothing personal, I just think they're GAY.

Well...that's all I can think of for now...I'll add more as it comes to mind.

Be my friend.














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