My Knight in Shining Armor turned out to be a dumbass in aluminum foil!


**Do not send a friend request that includes your sob story. I don't care. That will get you denied! I don't befriend anyone out of pity. I wouldn't want that, for myself.**

My name is not Sweetie, Honey, Baby, or anything else, other than Tara.

I don't want your man. Nobody wants your man. That's why he's with you.

I don't care if you're in an auction. I will not bid on you. Save your typing for someone else.

I won't own you, and you won't own me. Slavery ended a long time ago. Same goes for that Fu-Marriage junk.

I'm Tara (pronounced TarUh) and I'm a Mom to the best kid in the world! I am currently divorcing my high school sweetheart after 12 years of marriage. I am here because my dear friend decided I should be. [Thanks NiK! <3]

I do not cyber, phone, or play on cam, so don't ask. You won't have any luck if you ask for compromising pictures either. If you want a girl like that, go to your local street corner. My mother raised me better than that.

Please don't ask me for my Yahoo info, if you plan on being a perv. You will most likely be ignored.

Also, please don't ask me to comment your pictures. I'll comment when I want to. That is just annoying.

I'm a fun person with the best personality ever. I am the best friend you could ever imagine. Just ask my friends. I don't smoke, but I drink socially. Love me some Margaritas! And Jose is my friend. I like the girly drinks like Smirnoff and such. I like Bud Light, if I have some bubble gum to chew, that way it doesn't taste like piss!

I'm very blunt. If you're afraid of the answer, don't ask the question.

I am not some skinny hoochie girl. I'm healthy lol.

I love to laugh and have fun. My friends say I'm a trip.

I am not here looking for a man. If you want to "hook up", move right along.

Don't forget to have a nice day!