Hello!! Congratulations!!! You've managed to find me! That makes you luckier than 99.899% of women who surf the net. I put this in an outline to make it easier for your viewing pleasure...


1. Abstract.
Date me.

2. Introduction.
Hi, my name is Nick. (glad we got that out of the way)

2.1. Appearance.
I am about 5'10 feet tall (although I was recently made aware that I might only be 5'9 and a half). I have blonde/brown hair, and my eyes are either blue or green depending on who I am looking at.

2.2. Personality and Stuff.
I am a socially inclined with interests in music, sports, karaoke, and running for president(vote for me in 08!).

I am good at the things I do, and always try to make myself better. I like things that aren't dumb. I am curious (but not bi-curious), intelligent, and like coffee and ice cream (but not so much coffee ice-cream).

2.3. Things I Do and Don't.
Sometimes I read. Sometimes I draw. Sometimes I give people funny looks for no reason at all. Sometimes I practice thumb wrestling (try to beat me, I dare ya!). And sometimes I play board games. Lately, I've been learning to play air guitar (since I don't yet own guitar hero).


I don't smoke. Smoking is icky. Unless it's a good cigar, in which case I will occasionally have but I don't make a habit out of it. I don't mind if you smoke as long as you don't kick puppies.

2.4. Education
I went to preschool but I really didn't learn much there, then kindergarten where I learned that girls are icky, then came grade school where i learned kindergarten might have been wrong, then high school where I which confirmed that what I learned in grade school was right... kindergarten was a bunch of crap, finally I finished college and realized that laundry doesn't do itself.

3. Hypothesis.
You want me.

4. Experiment.

4.1. Materials.
I am attracted to all sorts of girls, and prefer intelligence and sense of humor over bust size. I want someone who is confident about the stuff she knows, and interested in the things she doesn't. You should like words, science, and oxygen. But you shouldn't be ugly either. Or male (see 2.2).

4.2. Procedure.

4.3. Things We Can Do Together.
We can go sailing, or hiking, or play tennis. Or you can tell me about some really good play/band/stripper which we can go see. Or we can just meet up for coffee or ice cream just not coffee ice-cream (refer to 2.2)

5. Conclusion.
Stick figures are fun. You should email me. I like ice-cream. You can catch me on aol im (SRUguy)