Right quick-like:

Yes, the pics in my albums ARE really me. I have thousands to prove that, but no, I will not bow to petty suspicions regarding goobers who want proof. Either accept me at my word or move on.

Yes, my boobs are real. I know that's gonna be the second question. So let's get past it now. They're plenty real. Ask Amanda. ;)

No, I'm not a true blonde. My hair color changes on my whim. Might be blue tomorrow ... who knows? It's my goddamn hair and I'll do with it what I damn well please. =)

NO, I WILL NOT GIVE OUT MY EMAIL ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER. I'm not interested in email exchanges and if I really wanna see YOUR pics, I'll just ASK to. I'm pretty damn blunt and honest, so if you're a problem, I have no trouble letting you know it. LOL! I swear, the first person to beg me to look at their pics is asking to be blocked.

NO, DO NOT EXPECT ME TO WANNA MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE. If I wanna, I'll suggest it.

I work in an adult environment, so I tend to meet a lot of delicious people. I'll post pics of certain meetings when I feel like it ... not before then.

Okay, now that we have the bitchiness out of the way, I'm Jessica Dalton (VERY distant relation of the Wild-West famous Dalton family). Call me Jessie or just plain ol' Jess. Yes, I'm very openly bisexual, so if that's a problem for you, you're hitting the wrong page. (yes, you'll probably get to see OODLES of my girl-girl pics ... but just teasers, unless I really like you, in which case I may step it up and give you the full on pic display) ;)

Oh ... I almost NEVER use that damn shout box. I'm far too into surfing to slow down for one guy to continually compliment my tits. I have things I need to do online, guys. If I wanna chat with you, I'll initiate the first move. I'm working on a historical novel, which requires a LOT of background research, so I need to devote a LOT of time to that. What? You didn't think I had a brain? LOL! C'mon now, I'm more than a pair of titties bolted to a pretty face. I'm a goddamn smart chick who just happens to have a rockin' rack. So have a little respect for my mind as well as for my body. =)

Mmmmk?

PS: I'll accept almost everyone. But if you're an asshole or an obnoxious retard, expect a denial. ;)

Toodles!