hello my name is penelope , i like walks on the beach , midget wrestling , masturbating to the movie grease , sitting on santas lap , and pulling on my nipples till i cry out in pain, i am also totally in love with ronald weasly harry potter aint got shit on rons wand , i hate asshounds , i love stalkers and peeping toms , i like late quiet nights alone with the frog in my pocket , i wanna make love too my syrup bottle cause its sticky, one day i wanna ride a 3 legged horse , oh yeah and a turtle , i wanna be covered in glue and have hamsters thrown at my naked body , i love watching golden girls sophia makes me incontinent!!! her funny little old wrinkled up prune resembling ass !! , i love old ppl i think everyone should have one at their house !!