Before you read anything else I have to warn you. My profile and pictures are not for everyone. I have a twisted personality and screwed up sense of humor. I am very honest and upfront which some people can not handle. I also have had a mental evaluation done and well umm well ahhh I passed yay lol I do not have any mental disorders or did I trick them :).I do not have any real NSFW pictures of myself because it shouldn't be about showing it all. It should be about teasing and making you want more. Keeping it classy yet alluring. Any female can get naked but its hard to show just enough with class too. A real woman doesn't have to show it all either.My name is Stephanie and I'm 31years old eeekkk.I'm from Cali originally, I've lived in Tennessee ( 1 1/2yrs), Washington (state)(5yrs) and now I'm living in Missouri for the last 7yrs. I'm 5'11 ok actually 5'10 and 3 quarters.I am a mother of 3 , I have 2 teenagers and a preschooler.My pictures are from 07 to Now. You will notice my weight has fluctuated alot. I don't like being called a sweetheart because I don't think of myself as one. ( I guess my idea of sweetheart is someone who is happy all the time never raises their voice ) I know I am special mr rogers always told me I was. ( sings its a beautiful day in the neighborhood )My mom used to say I was special too when I started licking the windows. The guys told me I was special when I was .. well lets not go there.. anyways the rest about me. I'm a animal lover yet not to the extreme of Peta ( crazy people) yes I eat meat lol. I plan on going back to college later this year to finish up my education in physical therapy.My middle son was in physical therapy for 4yrs from 4 months old to 4yrs the center was on a college campus so I was lucky enough to earn college credits while taking him and learning. Right now I am working for my parents with the family business.It's not much fun but oh well. I ran a online animal shelter for 6yrs , was a family investigator ( PI) off and on for 10yrs ( helped people find bio family members), I also was even the army fundraiser coordinator for a while. My dream since I was a child was to take in unwanted/abused horses retrain them and give them to children with special needs. However that dream is put off for now but will be a goal later when my children are out of the house. I'm not perfect nor will I ever be ( either are you)! I'm a tom boy with a girly side. I'm willing to try almost anything as long as It's not going to kill me. I have 3 dogs a English Mastiff, Yellow Lab and a shetland sheepdog. I have 3 cats 2 manxs and a stray. I have a few fish in my stock pond unless all the birds got to them last summer. I used to play WORLD OF WARCRAFT .. I had a major Gnome fetish which I sought counseling for. I have a few lvl 60's + !
I enjoy camping, fishing , dancing, horse back ridding, movies, gardening, zoos , musicals, plays, and just about anything that won't kill me.
I listen to almost everything rock, classic rock, metal, old school rap , r &b , pop, country , jazz, classical and much more.
I don't consider myself to be book smart but do believe I am life smart.I think alot of that though has to do with my past. Alot of things go over my head lol I have alot of blond moments or ditsy weeks.I do try though to educate myself if something perks my interest I will research it online for weeks, or if I wonder about something stupid. Like did you know there is a such thing as miniature cows and that basically every religion has something like the "golden rule" ( do on to others as you would want done to you). If there is a word I don't understand , know or something I will look it up if I'm near the pc or will ask the person whats the definition. I'm not afraid to ask because I want to understand and know.
Rules I have
1st Leave extreme sexual comments out of my shout box.
2nd I do know how to use Block and will use it
3rd Drama is not welcomed
4th Remember I am a woman so I do get moody ( sorry to those who come across me on a bad day)
5th I'm not here to fuck you!!!!
.. OK ALITTLE SAYING I HAVE ...
no I don't look at nsfw not like i sit here and go omfg what a pretty dick i got to get my toys out and cum to it .omg his dick is so hot i love the way it curves its such a pretty curve. ( sorry pics do nothing for me its personality that does and the things listed below)
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My biggest turn ons
1st Intelligence ( even if I dont have any I still find a smart man hot)
2nd Personality ( love a man who can make me laugh , be serious when the time is right and have a great personality )
3rd Eyes and smile ( I melt with some eyes)
4th Arms ( Im a girl that loves to cuddle)
5th A nerd/geek ( love a sci fi freak , game freak )
Biggest pet peeves ( in no order)
1) people who do not respect weapons and take pictures of themselves holding it up pointing at the camera.
2) People who can not go the speed limit ( slow drivers)
3) People who think they know everything and will even lie to try and make them self look good.
4)Liars , cheaters, druggie ( I've never done pot in my life nor do I have any plans on doing it. )
***KRIS***
