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32, Female, Conroe, TX

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(last updated:June 28, 2009 @ 9:08 pm)
First off, guys, if I don't ask, it's safe to assume that A) I don't want to see your private parts and B) I don't want to fuck you. I'm far from desperate and if I wanted to see naked porn, there's a ton of free stuff on the internet. No, I don't care how big it is, and no, I don't care what you are doing with it. And no, I'm not going to lie and tell you how much I want to fuck you either, so if you just need an ego boost, move along, you won't get it from me. No, I don't have any NSFW pics that I want to send you either. If I want you to see me naked that bad, I'll let you know. I'm direct like that. So, if all you want are free naked pictures and dirty talk, move along now and don't waste your time or mine.

Now that I've given my disclaimers, here's a little about me...

I'm 31, 5'10", and a BBW. For those of you who aren't into BBW's, that's cool, just move along. Being hateful and rude only makes you look stupid and I can assure you that I've heard it all before.

I'm a mom to 3 beautiful children ages 4, 3, and 1. They are the center of my universe and my most prized treasures in this world. I was divorced for a short period of time but I am getting remarried to my ex-husband, who I was married to for 9 years, on what would/will be our 10th anniversary. He's oneluckydude on here so stop by and say hello :)

When I'm not spending time with my family, I enjoy spending time with friends, reading, and shopping. I especially enjoy hanging out with my best friend Jeremy... he always makes me laugh and he puts up with my crazy self :p Go show him some love when you get a chance, he's awesome!

I work as a clinical therapist for persons with severe mental illness. I love my job and I can't imagine doing anything else. I like knowing that at the end of the day I have made a positive difference in someone's life.

Most people would probably describe me as friendly, compassionate, extremely sarcastic, and funny. As for the rest, well, that's for others to decide.

Anything else just ask. I love meeting new people so please say hello!






You have a Sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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