OK, here goes. I'm 30-something (ugh..). I'm single. I'm dating, but not all that successfully, lol. I am friendly, unless pushed otherwise. I like men and women, but I'm not advertising my bisexuality just for the extra emails from the guys with fantasies they want me to fulfill... More to come... Things I'm NOT interested in: Being a "third wheel" for a raging horny couple (translation: a guy who wants a threesome and has convinced his girlfriend/wife that it's a great idea), children, psychos, animals (while I love sheep on pajamas and pillowcases, I'm not so much into hearing about anyone's fantasies about them...or donkeys, goats, or other woodland creatures, for that matter), pain, electroshock (see pain), watersports (and I'm not talking about skiing), or anything else I deem disgusting and sick. So, slightly "normal" people are welcome to message me. :)