YES they're real. Yes they are big. I carry them around all day so I am quite aware of that fact. Hitting up my SB to state the obvious is rather unnecessary so don't do it. No you can't see them. No I won't tell you just HOW big they are. NO I don't want to chat with you on yahoo or MSN or AOL or any other messenger. I have a man so whatever you have to say, I'm not interested. No I will not help you "Godfather". Yes, I am a BIOTCH, another fact I am aware of and don't need you to tell me. Any other questions?