fubar member: fornicates / (160481)

I'm an asshole..I went pro about 10 years ago.

I'm a pretty good friend.

Honesty is not only greatly appreciated, but much preferred.

I've got a black belt in keeping it real.

I don't care that you dont like the fact that I put my tits on the internet, your man loves it.

I'm hated and don't care.

I am super honest. I don't believe people should have a filter.

I'll bathe in your blood if you betray me.

I <3 throat and knuckle tattoos

It is almost impossible to impress me.

I support the military 1,000,000,000%. If you don't youre a jerk-off slag.

I'm not nearly as bitchy as I seem to be.

I do not drink at all.

I'm smarter than you.

I measure you by your character depth.

I really don�t give a fuck about you and your problems. I have enough problems of my own.

I have no problem forgetting you exist.

There are so many fanfuckingtastic things about me i couldn't possibly put them all on here.

I hate fluffed up profiles, people trying too hard to come off witty or "hardcore".

I read a lot. And by read I mean books not magazines.

I make friends quick and can turn an enemy into a friend if they talk to me.

I'm a good person, most of the time.

I'm opinionated and unladylike.

I'm severely ticklish.

Yes, i do have the southern accent.

I hate drama bitches. I hate fake bitches.

I am not here to entertain you, you are here to entertain me.

I'm obnoxious, annoying, VERY sarcastic and adorable.

If life was perfect I would get laid twice a day.

I want the medications that have LOTS of warning labels.

I'm actually quite nice, despite what youve heard about me.

I'm not here for a hookup, unless you want to pay for it.

I'll make fun of anyone and not care.

I always smell really nice. Its my thing.

I love science, especially physics and astronomy.

I watch all versions of Law And Order.

If you think I'm ugly then you're probably right but I make up for it by having cute pets.

I will be nice to you if you are nice to me.

I'm not intimated or threatened by anyone.

Spending thousands of dollars to be fu-famous it asinine.

If i dont answer your shout i'm not around.

If your status says horny or someone talk to me!! I will not answer your shouts. fuck off.

I value my time too much to spend it on Fubar.com.
rate my profile for me ;D

If you have Myspace, add me.

http://www.myspace.com/fornicates