Who reads this shit anyhow? I can be whoever I want to be online........Shit, I can tell you how beautiful I am , but in reality I can be 5'4", grey and balding with black teeth and a big boil on my ass.......oh did I forget to mention that I am 370 lbs? HAHAHAH Internet "love" is bullshit and don't bring that shit to my table unless you want to show me your dick (or tits :)), then I can pretend........*snicker*
I eat too much (hence the dimples on my ass)
I drink too much, I smoke too much, I am a know it all and I tend to verbally assault people for no reason. (how do you like me now?)

TOUCH ME I AM A FREAK...........I just wanted to throw that in.......*whew* I feel better now thanks for listening.:)


If I stop talking to you suddenly, do not take it to heart, I get bored easily.

Yes, I have MSN, Yahoo, AOL and ICQ ....maybe even a lil VD...I should have that checked out eh?

If I want to cyber fuck you, I WILL LET YOU KNOW. Don't forget, I am your master.


I tend to come across as a bitch until you get to know me, then what I say goes in one ear and out the other.....LOL

Blunt is how my friends and family describe me. I do not candy coat my opinion or the truth.


Anyhow...........I'm also a fuckin blabbermouth as you can see...........take care and hit me with a howdy now and again.




Sex, Beer, Toys, Smiling faces, steel toed boots, bald heads, jeans with holes in them, tool belts, elephants.
Just to name a few things I like...........

camping, camp fires, throwing horseshoes, shooting pool, doing jagerbombs, reading, writing, music, my children, my dog (Duke the puke), hot sun, cool breeze, masturbating and ummmm beer (had to mention that twice.......sorry)

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Quake2 all the way............