Here is a comprehensive list of everything I think you need to know about me. Read it, study it, love it….because this information may come in handy some day.
~I’ll start off by getting this out of the way. I’m gay. Get used to it. If you think homosexuality is a disease, I should be able to call in queer to work. “Nope. Can’t work again today….still queer.” ~I’ve been out of college and had a full-time job since 2005. I don’t feel sorry for anyone stuck in a dead-end meaningless job, if you didn’t have the drive to go to/finish college. ~Speaking of work….I love my career with all that I am….To the point where going to work makes me happy. If you don’t it like…feel free to go fornicate yourself. ~I love music. LOVE IT! Not as much as some people, but if I didn’t have music in my life….my life would pretty much be over. ~I am officially addicted to tattoos and piercings. Unfortunately, I can’t have very many more otherwise I get in trouble at work. ;-) ~I have a locked heart. No one can get in unless you have the correct combination. If you crack the code, you better look out, because I’ll be the best friend you’ve EVER had. The bad part is, some very shady people have cracked the code and I’m still trying to get them the fuck out of my heart. ~I have amazing friends. If you are lucky enough for me to call you my friend, you should be honored. If you fuck with my friends….you’re pretty much fucking directly with me. I don’t appreciate that. ~Coffee is one of the only things that keeps me a nice person. If you think I’m a bitch now. You haven’t seen me without it. ~Nachos with Jalapeños = My anti-depressant. It makes absolutely no sense, but watch me some time when I’m having a bad day. I perk right up. ~I have VERY high expectations in life….of myself and other people. Therefore, I get disappointed very easily. ~Looking for tolerance of you being ignorant and immature? Look somewhere else. You won’t find it here. ~Agoraphobia – The fear of being alone. I’m pretty sure I have that. I absolutely HATE being alone. When I am, I obsess about people and things while worrying what bad things will happen to me and others. If I’m alone too long, I go into a full-blown panic attack….no joke. ~My car is my baby. He and I have been through a LOT together. You hurt him and I’ll kill you. ~Road trips are my antidrug. Name a state within 12 hours of Iowa….Chances are that I have friends there and Scott, Katherine and I have traveled there. ~My idea of heaven….Sitting on a covered porch, reading a good book, drinking coffee with a good friend and watching it rain. Nothing could be better in my book. ~My idea of a perfect afternoon…A warm day mid-summer. Outside playing golf and drinking beer and being with a great friend. ~I like new things. ~My favorites: Shape: Star Colors: Red, Blue and Green Beer: Blue Moon Food: All of it Music: All of it
If you don’t like anything you’ve read here. Please, feel free to go away. I’m not changing for you or anyone else.
One more thing….If you break my heart, I’ll break your fucking legs.
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