ABOUT ME:
JUST TO BE CLEAR....NO I'M NOT SINGLE AND NO I WILL NOT CYBER, PHONE OR HAVE ANY OTHER KIND OF SEX WITH YOU. For those of you who actually READ my profile...thank you. Me and my fu-hubby will soon be together FINALLY...it has been over a year and now we will be together in real life. I love him very much and have no need for anything other than friendship with any other man. I have two kids and I am a nurse. I can be the sweetest, most caring and generous person you will ever know, but if you mess with me or someone I love, I can also be the bitch you wished you hadn't messed with. I am pretty laid back and I go with the flow most of the time, but can be mouthy and opinionated if it is something I am very passionate about. I'm a simple, yet complex woman...Just me always!!!

Voluptas' No Jerk Rules (borrowed from a friend):
1.) I will not chat outside this site, so don't ask...
2.) I do not webcam, so don't ask...
3.) I will post new pic's at my convenience, not yours...
4.) If you want my number, its #1...
5.) As for the size of my breast, use your imagination...
6.) I do not sign guest books, so get over it...
7.) I do not like comment bombing, so go join a club...
8.) Yes, I read all profile comments, save them elsewhere and then delete them to add room for new ones...don't be offended if you don't see yours there. It was loved and much appreciated. Keep posting them...all my love!

***Rules may be added or revised upon my discretion.