First a few important rules:

1) Don't bug me with requests to help you level up. If I like what I see then I'll rate it, but I'm not going to sit here clicking through a couple of hundred photos just to get you points.

2) I don't accept friend requests if I haven't chatted with you! Saying "add me babe xxx" in your request won't change my mind. Talk to me first, then we can be friends. Don't expect me to automatically rate/fan/add you back because you did it to me.

3) My "family" contains only people from Fubar who I have met in real life. Don't ask to be added to it - if we meet up face-to-face then you will be.

4) I clean out my friend list from time to time. If you drop off it then please don't be offended. Maybe we just didn't hit it off in the end. If you're really bothered then try talking to me more. ;)

5) I almost never comment on anything be it photos, profiles, MUMMs or whatever. I'm quite a shy private person and if this bothers you then it's your problem not mine. I especially never forward chain-letter style comments and will delete them if I find any.

6) No I won't buy you bling to see your NSFW pictures, or join your private pay site, or send money by Western Union to someplace in Africa. If you're looking to get me to spend $$$ then forget it.

OK, rant over...

So this is me. I'm shy (less so after a few drinks) but I think I'm a decent person, a good listener and a shoulder to cry on. I work as a computer technician but I'm really not too much of a geek so please don't stereotype me as someone who would sooner watch Star Trek than go out on the razz. Still enjoy clubbing even though maybe I'm getting a bit old for it now - you'll always find me on the dance floor by my 5th or 6th drink.

I am the kind of guy who will be there for a girl, will put you ahead of football and going down the pub, try to be a gentleman, and do his best to do the right thing. I don't judge anyone no matter who they are or what they've done. We've all done things we aren't proud of but we are not our past.

Anyone who thinks I sound OK feel free to get in touch. :)