Let's see, ABOUT ME......I am a 34 year old divorced female with 2 kids. I'm an Aries if you haven't noticed from my horoscope below. I love tigers and smiley faces. I can't be offended in any way. I love talking to all sorts of people from any walk of life. I have a very dirty mind, probably just as bad as most of the men on here if not worse then some of them. I love going to parties and chilling. I've got one tattoo and plan on getting more someday. I can't think of anything else right now, but if it comes to your mind, just ask and i'll answer, I am an open book.

I WILL NEVER RATE ANYTHING LESS THAN 10, SO IF I DO, JUST MESSAGE ME AND I WILL CORRECT IT!






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Aries (March 21- April 19)

LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips,
Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck
in public places during business hours. You need to be open
minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever. Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists. The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.