So, I have recently come to discover, that ppl can't handle reality... if this is you.. Stop reading now. if you think you can handle reality, try me, I might surprise you. If you KNOW damn well and sure you CAN handle reality.. Keep reading and you just might wanna be my friend. I am straight as an arrow, I shoot from the hip and rarely, if ever, miss. If you can handle the truth.. try me.. I reckon I'll make your toes curl. i don't play games.. i am serious as a heart attack, but also have a humour to match no other. I am a perve, but mean nothing by it.. it is simply my humour. So the moral of the story is.. I can be your best friend r your worst enemy.. and that choice is yours. be real and straight, we have no issues.. if you can't do that, carry on and find another phony.
I HATE ATTENTION WHORES, POINT SLUTS, AND DRAMA QUEENS. IF YOU TAKE CHERRY TAP AS SERIOUS AS REAL LIFE, PLEASE CARRY ON TO YOUR NEXT VICTIM I WILL NOT BE IT. I AM AN ASS HOLE, I HAVE NO TIME FOR BULL SHIT. THERE IS A SIMPLE SET OF "LAWS" THAT I LIVE BY, IF YOU HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR THEN CONTINUE DOWN AND READ THE REST. IF YOU CANNOT ABIDE BY THESE LAWS, AGAIN, DRIFT! I HAVE NO TIME FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE PHONY. IF YOU WISH TO INTRIGUE ME WITH INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION OR HUMOUR OF SOME SORT, BONUS FOR YOU, I WILL TAKE THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW YOU. IF YOUR PROFILE HAS NOTHING BUT SPARKLY GRAPHICS AND NO INFO ABOUT YOU, I WILL PROLLY DECLINE YOUR FRIEND REQUEST. IF IN YOUR FRIEND REQUEST YOU HAVE NOT INTRIGUED ME IN SOME MANNER AGAIN, ACCESS DENIED. DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH PETTY BULLSHIT, I HAVE ENOUGH OF MY OWN. I RECKON I WILL HAVE OFFENDED 50% OF IF NOT MORE BY THIS INTRO. MY RESPONSE, "TOUGH SHIT". MY FEELINGS WILL NOT BE HURT IF YOU THINK OF ME AS EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD YOU I AM. SO HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Cant you see Im easily bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you... You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend Ive got more friends like you What do I do?
is there no standard anymore? What it takes, who I am, where Ive been Belong You cant be something youre not Be yourself, by yourself Stay away from me A lesson learned in life Known from the dawn of time
respect, walk
Run your mouth when Im not around Its easy to achieve You cry to weak friends that sympathize Can you hear the violins playing you song? Those same friends tell me your every word
Are you talking to me? No way punk
IT'S PROBABLY BEST YOU READ THIS
Update, Aug 24, 06 If you wish to be my Friend don't just add me plz intrigue me first, mentally preferably. Dead end convo's make me wanna puke. If you can talk to me about life and hold a conversation for more than 30 seconds I am cool with that. This may seem assholish of me but I am sick and tired of these bull shit Popularity contests. If your real, and i will be able to tell. Then prove it and don't just assume because I am male, and your hot that I will add you as a friend. I am deeper than that. So have yourselves a great day. I love you all. Keep it real. SDMF.
Music:
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(last updated:November 21, 2007 @ 7:05 pm)
If it Makes me Bang My head, has REAL instruments, tells a story, with or with out Lyrics. I like it. From Beethoven to iron Maiden, From Bagpipes to Cannibal Corpse. So A rather wide feild of choice. :D :D
Interests:
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General, eh? Yes I am general kinda person, I like general things. I am a man, Which means I like cars that go fast, big trucks that can run over things, and i will be rockin most likely to Metallica, Pantera, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Black Label Society and any other old school sounding metal bands. Don't try and sell me a rice burner with a sewing machine engine. I want something domestic with Big Displacement. I'd rather spend time camping or canoing or fishing than in a mall or at the movies. Nature is the greatest gift man could have recieved. It's too bad that the general population is hell bent on destroying it. Small town boy from Canada, it's 'Zed' not 'Zee'. Canada covers almost 1/3 of the exposed land of the world. So no I probably don't know who you know in Canada. 'Eh' is a part of my vocabulary, and its not always followed by a question mark. WE are the land of the free. I use km, (Kilometers) but i can convert to miles for you if you need me to. When i say its 30 degrees out, No it's not snowing. 30 degrees here is about 80 degrees in The states. No, its not an easy conversion. We pay for gas by the Litre. There are 4.4 Litres in a gallon. I am not quite sure why we were taught to convert it here, and The states was not. We have colourful money, not plain old green. Our coins start at 2 dollars and work down from there.
well that's enough Patriotism for one day. Thank you I love you all SDMF.
Oh and BY the way ladies. I am not some Shallow individual who is gonna assume yoru awesome because your hot. I also need an attractive personality as well as a decent Intelligent conversation. Any one who knows me already knows I don't deal well with bullshit. But i do love to Joke. so humour is a necessity. Anyways. Keep it real. SDMF
Calling all Brothers and Sisters of the Black Label Society. We are about to Fire It Up her on Cherry Tap. So get your asses into the BLS CHERRY CHAPTER lounge.
Join us in berserking the hell out of Cherry Tap.
Your Doom Crew Brother Jamie *DJ CRAZYEYEZ* ~SDMF~
Idols:
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My idols. A man once told me, "you will always be only the second best anyone else, but you will always be the best you." Therefore i don't wanna be like anyone else. I will be me and if you don't like it thats fine by me, if you don't like me chance are i won't like you. But this I promise you, I do love you because you are a human being. There is only 2 things that will stop me when someone calls for help. Thats work and time with the people closest to me. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, and the awesome part about that is that decision is yours. Don't Lie to me, and to fuck me around and i will always be there for you. Wow, So i guess I do have Idol. His name is Dan Murray, God bless his soul, He left us at the end of January. He taught me everything I know since October 24 of 2004. He taught me everything about turning ,y life around and making it better. He taught me that helping others helps ourselves, and most importantlt he taught me, "don worry 'bout it." I miss you Dan, I love you My friend, and my savour. God rest your soul. SDMF
Movies & TV:
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If it has blood and guts, or makes you jump, I like it. Or if its got a good plotline. I liek movies that intrigue my mind. Or that make me laugh, or jump. Movies are about an escape. Movies get me out of the crap of the real world for a couple hours. They give me the chance to have som empathy, (put myself in someone elses place). so yes I like movies.
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