Are you restrained in a straight jacket? Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Do you get into arguments with the furniture? Did you kill and eat your last boyfriend? I don't mind. This tall working class man would like to meet an interesting woman.

On a first date we would go for a walk in an open field and watch for UFO's. Then we would go out to the local furniture store for some stimulating conversation. I'm not all that sure that I would be interested in dinner though. Then I would buckle your jacket up tight and made sure that you made it safely to your humble abode with the soft walls. Then I would give you a long kiss goodnight. And they say that romance is dead.