i've been playing guitar for 9 years, but i'm not a guitar player, cuz i got mad pipes!!!! i go to skool full time for a bachelors degree in entertainment business... i live in san diego, cuz it's better than your town... i'm originally from indiana... which sucks... if it's legal, i do it... i have a few tattoos... i'm random as fuck... you should want me, even if you don't, because one day, you will...

things i love/like/enjoy:
-rock music
-my guitars
-coca cola
-gin & tonic
-basketball
-tattoos
-video games
-the indianapolis colts
-cigarettes
-albacore tuna
-soy milk
-ping pong
-shuffleboard
-sunflower kernels
-white shoes
-smart girls
-stars (not the ones in the sky or on television... 5-pointed stars)
-tequila
-gatorade
-cookouts
-the 4th of july
-the spanish language
-anyone that can deal with/appreciate my weird, extremely random thoughts
-exaggerations (not fucking lies)
-euchre (i'm very good)
-the middle finger
-the number 5
-lacey mosley
-kate hudson
-elizabeth mitchell
-twix bars
-beer pong
-zombie movies/scenarios
-macdonalds


things i fucking hate/have a distaste for/could do without
-country music
-pop music
-most r&b
-onions
-arby's
-hillbillies
-white trash (there's a difference, but not always)
-wangstas
-crack whores
-shitty tattoos
-drama queens (girls that claim to have no drama, often have the most)
-pepsi
-traffic
-the new england patriots
-stupid girls
-old people
-dancing
-drug addicts
-miller lite
-attention whores
-cherry flavored things (with the exception of coke)
-baseball
-oklahoma toll roads
-obscenely noisy kids (shut your kid the fuck up)
-irresponsible parents (if you buy drugs instead of diapers...pray i don't find you)
-indiana weather
-whiny liberal pussies
-barrack obama
-paul pierce
-lazy assholes
-skool
-boredom
-loneliness
-guitar hero
-fast and the furious (and people that drive cars like that)
-alarm clocks
-amy lee
-bible beaters (you love jesus, i fucking get it... but i don't care who you love)
-ass kissers (i take and work for what i feel i deserve, i don't suck dick for it)
-"cowboys" (you wear fucking nuthuggers and cheap boots, you don't wrangle cattle, doucher)
-anything having to do with the insane clown posse, or the term "juggalo" or "juggalette"
-anyone saying the term "crazy bitch" other than to describe my ex girlfriend
-my ex girlfriend
-empty promises
.................. i'm sure this list will continue to grow