name: Drew
age: 25
height: 6'4-6'5
weight: 220-225
eye colour: green (but they change)
place of birth: Islington, London, England
nationality: English
ethnic background: half white/half black
current location: New York
languages spoken: three (English, German, Dutch)
countries traveled to: countless (bu 34 is the actual count)
education: college graduate, soon to be attending FCI (French Culinary Institute)
tattoos: 1
piercings: 2
turn ons: tattoos, piercings, eyes, legs
status: genomen
nicknames: Drew, Saldacious Drewnus, Drewbear, Drewey, Drew to the Bear, Greenie, Howitzer, Bomber, Beautiful (do not ask me why it was not my idea nor do i believe it), Giant, Jolley Green, Oreo, Swiss Miss, Panda, Teddy, Teddy-Panda, Huddle Jr., the Black Ibra, Captain, British, London, Sweetheart, Drewbert, Papa, Papi, Lambcake, Rudolph, McLovin, Scipio, Napoleon, Delicious, Kitten, Dugar McFancypants, Stretch, RK, McFancy, Gigantor, Teddy-P, Chef Dugar, etc.

(I do game quite a bit, although I do not let it take up my life so if you have XBOX Live feel free to add my gamertag: JambalyaJuice)

what you just read is the basics...but most people wanna know more, so i guess what you ask for is what comes your way yeah...i have an innocent face but i am anything but...I'm a complicated guy and most people cant handle that...so if you don't want to put effort into getting to know me, then chances are you are not worth my time and i will forget you just as quickly as i met you...I'm strongly opinionated and passionate about the things i believe in...I'm brutally honest so if you're looking for a person to hold your hand and pat you on the back through everything rather than hearing truth, then you've come to the wrong place...it doesn't matter what opinion you have of me...you're entitled to that without question...but if for some reason you have shite with me keep it to yourself and don't act immature about it yeah?...i can be your best friend or your worst enemy...a blessing or a curse...stab me in the back and i wont plot revenge, I'll just kill you with kindness that you wouldn't expect (unless you really are begging for my bad side)...those who love see a different side of me than those whom i hate...those i adore get my un-dying affection and loyalty and i would lay down my life if it was to save theirs...those who i hate have no idea what they've done or who they think they're dealing with...I'm a force to be reckoned with...you can either take me into your life on a positive note, or on a negative note...ultimately the choice is yours...I'm passionate, loving, and caring...i respect myself and i respect others, so don't come up here trying to think that you can impress me with kind words and a smile...it takes more than that for me to let down my guard...if you're looking for a fella look elsewhere because no I'm not interested (unless you happen to be every bit of amazing and not a complete wanker) so don't bother wasting your time...but if you're looking someone to chat with or possibly be friends with, just be straight up, honest, and yourself, and you'll get a lot farther with me that way...if you think you can run with me then by all means I'll gladly chat...but if I'm too much for you, then don't waste my time or yours...

AND NOW FOR THE SHORTER VERSION FOR THOSE TOO LAZY TO READ THAT:
1. don't bring your drama and immaturity here
2. you can think I am hot all you want but that doesn't mean I'm going to shag you
3. chances are I will not be interested so don't bother crushing on me
4. just because i add you fan you or rate your pics or leave nice compliments...does not mean I want to shag you
5. I'm an amazing person with a ton to offer to people who are looking for friendship...but that's it...

THE THINGS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:
1. good for you...you have naked pics...horray for showing the world your nipples and your kitty...or perhaps your blow job skills...i could care less...you wont get my attention just because you show yourself off like some cheap 50cent slut...
2. your attention seeking bullshit...if you bring that here you're going to get a real rude awakening...trust me...

THE THINGS I ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT:
1. if a person is genuine
2. if a person respects themselves and others
3. if someone is intelligent and can hold a legit conversation for more than five seconds

...as said before...the choice is yours...

oh and p.s.--to those of you who think you're fooling people by getting pics from porn websites and claiming its yourself--just shut up...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A LIFE...

Aim: JogaBonitoUK
Yahoo: Englishfootballer14
MSN: Northend14

disclaimer: ATTENTION WHORES AND DRAMA QUEENS NEED NOT APPLY...AND PLEASE SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP IN THE PROCESS!! (yes this is redundant but apparently people aren't getting the bloody picture here)