I'm here because I really have nothing better to do with my time :) I have a beautiful daughter named Natasha, and I love her to death. I have a dry sense of humor. I can also be ultra sarcastic and highly vindictive. But I also have a big heart, so long as you don't cross me. I also have a soft spot in my heart for Crown Royal. I'm also a volunteer fiefighter (49-11 bitches); Firefighters were created because even police officers need heros!
I don't wear Abercrombie & Fitch or Aeropostale. I'm not a big fan of clubs (unless I'm going to see a band). I am pretty geeky. I am also a bit paranoid.
I'm here for the simple fact I really have nothing better to do with my time when I'm at home. I have to laugh at the people who take shit like this seriously. Like you have to have a salute pic to even view your profile or some shit like that.
Get over yourself. A few bits of advice from the outside world (the non-Internet world). I don't care what you rate my pics. If I really did care, I would use Photoshop to touch them up. Look at my pics. I'm not very photogenic. Don't be a stuck up piece of trash. Personally, I couldn't give a rat's ass. I deal with your type every day. But their are some people who are wholly consumed by this stuff, and take it personally if you don't "rate a 10/fan" them, or if you DEMAND the same in return. I'll do as I see fit, and I expect the same from you. You don't like it? Use the 'Block User' feature provided to you. On that note, some of those same people might be genius hackers or some shit like that (sidenote: I am barely computer literate; no time or interest in it).
I tend not to leave comments, unless I have something important to say, or if I can come up with soemthing original. Some of the comments I've seen sound like they were written by 6th graders. That or if I am more bored than usual. Don't take it personal :).
I don't give a rat's ass what level I am, or that I've stopped collecting points because I don't have a 'salute' pic. I'm heartbroken because of all the fun I'm missing. I do this because, in all honesty, I really have nothing better to do with my time.
But above all, this whole thing is a joke. It is for amusement only. Look at me, I'm so hot! Look at me, I'm so badass! Get a grip. Who gives a shit. It's the Internet.
Having said that, enjoy and salute'!
Video Games:
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(last updated:September 17, 2007 @ 6:06 am)
All the Medal of Honor's, pretty much any EA football, baseball or hockey game, Manhunt, SimCity, Age of Empires, Command And Conquer
Music:
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(last updated:October 7, 2007 @ 4:42 pm)
Metal and classic rock. Some bands I listen to regularly are Metallica, Slayer, BLS, Sabbath, Hypocrisy, Pain, Iced Earth, Pantera, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Prong, Sentenced, Amon Amarth, Type O Negative, Life of Agony, The Crown. Dark Funeral, Bloodbath, Emperor, Nevermore, Cannibal Corpse, Megadeth, Down, Deicide....yeah I know alot of old shit, but theres not alot out there thats cuts it anymore.
You are Tom Araya, frontman of the iconic thrash/speed metal band Slayer. You like to sing about the devil, war, and everything else that's scary in the world, and you sing it to hard and fast music. You are uncompromising in your standards, and that's why people carve your band's name in their arms.
Star Wars, Casino, Goodfellas, The Godfather, Spaceballs, The Exorcist, SuperTroopers, Oceans 11/12, the original Oceans 11, House of A Thousand Corpses, Devil's Rejects, 8mm, Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The Dirty Dozen, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, The Deer Hunter, Gone With The Wind (yes, I like Gone With the Wind...you got a problem?), South Park: Bigger, Louder and Uncut, The Crow, Mall Rats, Clerks I/II, Meet the Parents, Carrie, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers (not really a movie...actually a mini series, but still good shit!), a lot of others I like but can't think of the titles right now...
(off to bed....)
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