sarcasm, irony, metaphors, archaic slang, vulgar slang and literal slang of foreign origin are all kinda fun. that is, if you're a nerd grrrl, like me.
i have my own set of tools metric and standard, because i break shit... and i am not afraid to use them.
and then blah blah blah and some more fascinating and intriguing hints at what a hot number i am, then some other thing i intentionally omitted that will give you the confidence to talk to me more because you know you wanna do me, and i probably do you. that said, i am now leaving a door that is wide open if you were so inclined to step in.