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Howey Feltersnatch™ ☠ P.P.K.E.D.S.M.F. ☠ No Batteries Needed 4 This Woody™ ☠
31, Male, Starrucca, PA

Name: Don't Hate The Pirate Hate The Salty Seas I Sail ☠ Read The Fukin Profile ☠ Nothing A Killer, Pornstar & Tattoo Parlor Can't Handle™☠
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(last updated:November 27, 2009 @ 4:01 am)


☠ My Disclaimer ☠

☠ On may 9, 2008 in front of about 200 locals i was made an honorary mayan tribesman in joyobaj, el quiche, guatemala. ☠

☠ this is an adult site and i like to play like an adult ☠

☠ i smoke alot of pot ☠

☠ i haven't drank since august 24th, 2003 ☠


☠ So this is where i am suppose to tell ya about myself. I am a social outcast which is kinda funny for being on a social networking site right? I live in the sticks on a lil lake in Northeast Pennsylvania. My mother I love her to death but is the scariest woman i know! My father well I have always heard the apple didn't fall from the tree. I have been self employeed carpenter for just over 2 years, haven't had to leave this lake for work other then volunteering building a school in guatemala. I am not a missinonary but i do like the postion. I have always considered myself a humanitarian. I got that from being in the marine corps, as a combat engineer on a air wing station that was all we did was humanitarian work. Took me to place like lithuania, norway, nicuragua, & mexico. As A civilian i have been to holland, ontario, quebec, novia scotica, new brunswick, newfoundland, yukon, british columbia, & guatemala. For the states i have traveled thru all of them except oregon & hawaii. I could easily thown a dart at a map and where it hits just go there! Last year i got into being a beekeeper and built up 6 hives so far. Would eventually like to make it a full time job.☠

☠ Down below are some video's of my adventures from skydiving to amsterdam and just fuckin off in the back yard on a 4 wheeler. ☠

☠ To the fuckin douchebags that go around flagging pictures, my thoughts are if your at work and gettin paid... you should fuckin work!!!! not be on an adult website markin adult pictures... ,,l,,(-_-),,l,, ☠

☠If you rate my Dee Eye See Kay Album Please let me know, I will rate a 100 of your sfw so you can get your points and some for your time. Comments are always nice too! ☠

☠ This is for the people that bomb me thanks! ☠




































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(last updated:January 8, 2008 @ 3:07 am)
resident evil, cabella's dangerous hunts, kelly slater surfing
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lets see i love ska tunes....
throw some punk into the mix...
a lil hiphop...
of course ya gotta have some reggae...
some rock and come old classic rock...
Hed PE
kottonmouth kings
big b
saint dog
tech n9ne
petey pablo
grave diggers
doomsday production
catch 22
streetlight manifesto
skif dank
the supervillains
nofx
big d and the kidz table
reel big fish
ween
wolfsmother
kaiser chiefs
hot action cops
voodoo glows skulls
sticky fingers
potluck
peter tosh
bob marley
ben harper
jimi hendrix
the doors
grateful dead
janis joplin
jefferson airplane
my last thing is discourage inbreeding ban country music!!!!

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My First Time Skydiving!!!








sunset on the north sea








burnin in amsterdam






burnin in amsterdam part 2








floor of the greenhouse in amsterdam







burnin in the flyin pig beach hostel






playin in the driveway






dirt bike ride in joyobaj, guatemala










the movie files...
snatch
southland tales
running scared
the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
boys and girls guide to gettin down
layer cake
lock stock and two smoking barrels
fear and loathing in las vegas
transporter 1 & 2
starship troopers 1 & 2
supertroopers
superbad
grandma's boy
half baked
how high?
all of tarantino's movies
four rooms
xxx
all the fast and furious movies
resident evil's
evil dead 1 & 2
army of darkness
alpha dog
domino
sahara
bloodrayne 1 & 2
ultra violet
any cheech and chong
tromeo and juliet
thief and the cobbler
i robot
hackers
jarheads


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☠ Nothing A Killer, A Pornstar, & A Tattoo Parlor Can't Handle ☠

☠ Don't hate the pirate ☠ Hate the salty sea's I sail ☠

☠ Yes, I am liar.... ☠ Yes, I am a sinner... ☠ Please forgive my broken soul... ☠

☠ I am Nobody ☠ It's not hard to remember ☠ so don't fuckin forget!!! ☠

☠ I can be a million miles from nowhere ☠ but when shit goes down ☠ I'll be right there!!!! ☠

☠ Pimp's Don't Commit Suicide ☠


☠ end of disclaimer ☠


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