From my Shows stash: CAN BE TRUE
As you may have heard, the Bush Administration has promised that each one of us will get a nice tax rebate.

But if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, it will all go to China.


If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs; neither will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America.

The only way to accomplish this is to buy beer, or spend it on porn or prostitution, since these are the only big businesses left in the U.S.