Ladys I rate "Salutes" & "Profiles" first ,If you ladies Fan Me , I will attempt to Add You A.S.A.P. I hope this is Ok ? ..If I'm on your List , see if U've Fan'd me .. I won't turn anyone down , Everyone needs friends & I'm no exception . So say Hello , Strike up a convo , I only bite in r/l lol ... I don't care if I'm rated but comments are very welcomed !

I seldom do contests except for close friends , I sure as hell won't own anyone , and No one's gonna own me ! ... but I can be rented cheap , what can I say ? ,, I'm easy lol

I'm a Guy ! .. Not a normal guy tho ,, I love the Ladies , each n every one ! .. 1 or 2 @ a time lol ,,j/k . I like comedy , jokes , humor and anything adult nature'd ,, ask me anything I'm honest ! ,, I'll try my best to make ya giggle or laugh !! .. I am a nawty minded guy, and I love women with a great sense of humor ( warped & twisted is excellent ).. so ladies , Add ,Fan Me! I'm here to have fun with the Gals!!! I do use the "Chat Me" when I'm online . so if you don't get an answer I'm afk ,, but I will answer ya when I get back .. !

INFO:
Born in 1959
Raised on a farm
12 yrs a Machinist in a Machine Shop
Divorced in "97" after 17 yrs.
5 Kids - 4 Grand kids


Heart Attack last year so NO Smoking for me , but I still love the aroma & I haven't drank in 6 yrs due to it makes me horny & I got really tired of molesting myself daily when I get tipsy *wink*

Hope 2 get Ya giggling soon !