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66 Year Old · Female · From Knoxville, TN · Invited by: Terrie aka Spar... · Joined on August 17, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 30th · 4 referrals joined!
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A young 49 who never learned how to grow up..... Hopeless romantic who tries to see the good in every situation. Laughing is my main medicine........ Quiet most of the time, but that way I learn more about my friends. Hardly ever shy, but do blush often. If you see me blush, dont take it as me being bashful tho, ;) just a friendly warning....lol. Have been told I am a loving individual whos loyal and faithful to a fault, very tolerant and hard to anger unless its something hurtfull against my friends or family......... Am a family person. Have two children at home still, a boy 8 and a girl 11. Spend a lot of time with them during the summer. They are away at school during the academic year. Afterall, being Mom and Dad is a full time job......... Hobbies and obcessions include: genealogy research and history, also love nostalgia and information of all kinds. Am proud of who I am and where I came from......Scotland is my ancestoral home.

*****I DO NOT DO CAMMING...SO DONT ASK. ALSO DONT DO NUDE PICTURES, I HAVE MORE SELF RESPECT THAN THAT. AND NO I DONT WANT TO SEE YOURS..MY LOSS, BUT I CAN LIVE WITH IT*****

66 Year Old · Female · From Knoxville, TN · Invited by: Terrie aka Spar... · Joined on August 17, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on November 30th · 4 referrals joined!
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My family and friends come first.
reading, music, Albannach, Corvus Corax, The Electrics, Cutthroat Shamrock, Ted Christopher and Bannockburn,The Trybe.....and a few more :-)

Like all sorts of things, and love new experiences.

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Close your eyes.....And go back....

Before the Internet or the MAC,
Before semi automatics and crack

Before chronic and indo
Before SEGA or Super Nintendo

Way back........

I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.

Sittin' on the porch, Hot bread and butter.

The Good Humor man, Red light, Green light.

Chocolate milk,
Lunch tickets,
Penny candy in a brown paper bag.

Playin' Pinball in the corner store.

Hopscotch, butterscotch, doubledutch
Jacks, kickball, dodgeball, y'all!

Mother May I?
Red Rover and Roly Poly

Hula Hoops and Sunflower Seeds,
Jolly Ranchers, Banana Splits
Wax Lips and Mustaches

Running through the sprinkler
The smell of the sun and lickin' salty lips....
Wait......

Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons, Fat Albert, Road Runner,
He-Man, The Three Stooges, and Bugs,

Or back further, listening to Superman on the radio

Catchin' lightening bugs in a jar,
Playin sling shot.

When around the corner seemed far away,
And going downtown seemed like going somewhere.

Bedtime, Climbing trees,
An ice cream cone on a warm summer night
Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe butter pecan
A lemon coke from the fountain at the corner drug store

A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers,

Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians,
Sittin' on the curb,

Jumpin' down the steps,
Jumpin' on the bed.
Pillow fights

Runnin till you were out of breath

Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
Being tired from playin'.... Remember that?

I ain't finished just yet...

Eating Kool-aid powder with sugar

Remember when...

When there were two types of sneakers for girls and boys
(Keds & PF Flyers) and the only time you wore them at school was for "gym."

When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up, if you even had one.

When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.

When nobody owned a purebred dog.

When a quarter was a decent allowance, and another quarter a miracle.

When milk went up one cent and everyone talked about it for weeks?

When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.

When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then.

When your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces.

When all of your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done, everyday.

When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, for free, every time. And, you didn't pay for air. And, you got trading stamps to boot!

When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box.

When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.

When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents.

When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed, and did!

When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.



Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of us are still afraid of em!!!

Didn't that feel good.. just to go back and say, Yeah, I remember that!

There's nothing like the good old days! They were good then, and they're good now when we think about them.

Share some of these thoughts with a friend who can relate, then share it with someone that missed out on them!


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This Should Be Posted in All Schools!





Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice.

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your
Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually
have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher!
If you are reading it in English -Thank a soldier



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HOW TO CLEAN A TOILET.....

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



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