There was a..cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their..lives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,..and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at..him and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and..juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a..jar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?..When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,..stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I..throw up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends...If u get 0-2 back you are average..If you get 3-5 you are a freak..If you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash.."

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCKTHEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon,ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it ontheir user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOWBAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (androughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUSTFUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. Toknow who your true F.U.C.Ks are

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YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCKTHEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon,ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it ontheir user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOWBAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (androughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUSTFUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. Toknow who your true F.U.C.Ks are9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with yourcrazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone youlove.Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back-You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back-Your alrightGet 4 back-Your lovedGet 5 back-Your adoredGet 6 or more-Damn your a celebrity!"""xoxo...""""20 sec ago13 sec ago 6 hr ago