The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called ‘Gonorrhea Lectum’ and is pronounced "gonna re-elect him."
Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: - anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, - inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, - ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy and categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
The roots of this destructive disease were tracked to a bush found in Texas.
