there's this guy always coming onto yahoo begging me for a 'private' salute. he seemed nice enough when i gave him my yahoo id. now, he's just annoying. he'll trade, he says. somehow i dont think it will be a fair trade at all. he really gets on my nerves. i decline everytime. he never gets the hint.
today, he asked what i am interviewing for.
i said a pillowfluffer.
he says, i'll take the job but i'm a handful.
(was i offering said job? no.)
handful, how? i ask
i am an active person and i need lots of blowjobs, he says. ( i sense an opening here...)
um, you don't need lots of blowjobs. you want them. and if i hire you it's my game. i'm the boss.
you're not going to get a real guy if that's what you want. i just like to get head and fuck you til you can't move.
so, that means you won't lick your own cum off my feet? cuz that's part of the job requirement.
woot! he has left the building. hopefully never to return.