Stolen from Suga Lips
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up.
1) Whats your name?
ME: Van
UD: Van
-a large vehicle used to smoke pot in, drink alcohol in, or to do "the nasty"
-also known as: "the shaggin' wagon"
-the name "van" originated by an everything-loving hippie named van wilkie. her legacy lives on even to this day, and her afro holds more memories that you could ever know.
2) Whats your age?
ME: 27
UD: 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
3) Name one of your friends?
ME: Trixy
UD: Trixy
trixy - 1 definition - a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money.
5) Whats you favorite color?
ME: Green
UD: Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6) What is the name of the city you were born in?
ME: Banning
UD: Banning
Banning isn't defined yet.
7)What is the month that you were born?
ME: February
UD: February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.
People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
8) Who is the last person that you talked to?
ME: My dad
UD: dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
9) What is one of your nicknames?
ME: Captain Cooter
UD: Captain Cooter
One of the dumbest or smartest individuals we have ever encountered, we can't figure out which. A persona online that defies logic and sensibility. A truly deranged individual with delusions of adequacy.
10) What is your zodiac sign?
ME: Aquarius
UD: Aquarius
A good person who dosn't judge.
A person that can make you feel special in the world.
A person who knows how to have fun.
A person who isn't arrogent.
Ah, theres that lovely aquarian.
I like some of these answers
