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created on 06/04/2008  |  http://fubar.com/updates/b221150

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spokane craigslist > free stuff please flag with care: Free Husband, used but servicable. Reply to: sale-836081862@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-09-10, 7:50PM PDT One free husband. Still frisky, has all his shots and is potty trained. He does have a tendency to mark his territory, a slight obsession with his own genitalia but I have put in years of training and he will now stop scratching on command. This Husband does not come with a warranty and is offered 'as is.' He know many jokes and 'tricks', plays well with others and can do complicated math in his head. To be upfront about his flaws I will say that he has a tendency to buy too many shoes, re-arranges the house at random and believes that women were created to pleasure him. He Is a very pleasant drunk and rarely throws up, however he will relieve himself in public if you don't keep a sharp eye on him. I am offering this Husband for free in hopes that you will abuse him and he will come back to me with a better attitude. He is convinced that because I won't allow a few absurdities (some that can't be mentioned on Craigslist) that he can find better. I say after ten years he needs to experience a little horror. I appreciate any help in this area. You may starve him, tie him up or simply ignore him for a week, whatever your pleasure. But do not give him good wine or Anal or he may never come home. Thanks for looking, I hope you enjoy this free Husband, I know I have. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Remembering..

Well if it just hasn’t been forever and a day since I’ve wrote in here. So now that I’m reminiscing and thinking about life this seems like a perfect time. Right?! Well I’ve put a lot of thought into my past relationships to see what could have kept them in tact or even what was I thinking! So I took the time and thought all the way back to Allie’s dad. That’s one of those “what was I thinking” moments. I was head over heels for that boy. Why? No clue. He was cute and seemed funny but way to immature. He was ecstatic about my being pregnant for all of about 2 weeks. Ha! Go figure. He wasn’t ready for a baby and frankly neither was I. He wanted parties, tattoos, girls and being a teenager. Did I want the same? HELL YES! But I settled for being a mom. Ok so maybe “settled” isn’t such a good word but yes I chose to be a mom. He went his way I went mine. I can’t say that I really blame him for choosing not to be apart of her life because that would have meant responsibility!! Oh No!! Laughs… but no after all these years I’ve just let it go. Does that mean I can have a normal conversation with him? Probably not, I said I don’t blame him for that part, not that I forgive him. So I felt the need to have a man around and ended up dating Chris. Jesus what was I thinking?! He really seemed like a knight in shining armor to a pregnant working heart-broken teenager. He was there for the birth of my daughter and cried right beside me when she came out perfect. I still remember him kissing my forehead and yelling “I have to call everyone!!” as he ran out the hospital door cell phone in hand. Shakes my head...I still miss that man. But after about three more months he turned into someone completely different. That man I don’t miss. He was unstable, moody, untrustworthy and on drugs. Enough said there, he had to go. I left, I went back home to my roots in West Virginia. Big mistake, HUGE. I went back home to a family that was still unstable, full of drunks and liars, and unsure of what their own futures held. Why did I even think those people could explain life to me?? Well the only thing my sister could teach me was that YOU DID need a man. I didn’t believe her (still don’t). But to my surprise what happens?? You guessed it, I found out I was pregnant again so quick by Mr. MoodSwing. Holy mother of God, was I cursed??? So I gave in and met Jackson. Once again he was a good man, at first. He accepted my daughter and was ok that I was pregnant. I had a stupid moment and married him. Marriage ruined us. He became so involved in women, drugs, drinking and partying that he forgot he had a family. After his stupid moment of thinking he could hit me, he was gone. I wonder if they ever did get his nose breathe properly again? Wonders… So by age twenty-one I was single, divorced and raising two gorgeous babies on my own. I fully intended on staying single. Granted I dated here and there and had my fun but I chose not to get serious. That is until I met Tony. Tony was amazing; he was smart, talented, romantic, grown, and seemed to know what he wanted in life. Did I mention the problem was he lived in Florida while I was in West Virginia still? Sighs heavily… It didn’t work. But I gained a damn good friend from that relationship. He and I are still close. I resumed life as being a single twenty something mom who dated frequently and just couldn’t quite bring myself to finding someone new. I loved it! But as we all know that didn’t last, I met Rich. Rich was a good friend who was married and seemed very happy. I should have just avoided this situation right? Wrong… wife left and I fell head over heels. I would have followed that man to hell and back had he asked (he didn’t thank god). I was so blinded by love that I seemed to not see everything that was wrong with us. Let me warn you, when you get those stars of love in your eyes they can seriously blind you and make it impossible to see reality! Rich really wasn’t a bad guy let me make sure that’s known. We just didn’t seem to click at that point in my life when reality hit me. Do I wish now things could be different? Yes. Will they? No. He’s moved on much to my disappointment. I’ll just leave that at that for now (that’ll be another venting day entry). So here I am almost two years after Rich and I’m single still. Yes I’ve had a few not worth mentioning relationships but nothing that’s ever compared to those that impacted me the most. I talked with a friend the other day and realized I’m just where I need to be. I’m a happy mommy, single, and figuring out all this so called life crap. I surely know now that a man is not what makes the earth spin!! Granted they are nice having around to kill spiders, unclogging drains, and moving heavy furniture but I’m even accomplishing those feats on my own. They only things in life I feel I need to concentrate on now are my children and maintaining my happiness. If that includes having someone special appears in my life then so be it but this girls search is over. I just want my goals accomplished and nothing but utter happiness for those around me. Life as it turns out is too short to worry about little things like men….
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