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... Around the county lake (overlooking the marine)
in the back of a pickup truck (gazing at the stars)
then again at a restroom of a diner (hittin' it from the back)
just before the Hood of the car got hot (w/Motor Running)
at Sunset by the pier (while the sun dances on the water)
Next to a 5 star hotel (where the neighbors know your name)
At the hospital (right after the birth of your newborn)
With baby oil on a plastic covered bed (w/ a slippery when wet sign on the door)
...is just what a man needs to say, whew!! Will you marry me?
Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.